Topic: What to do if you encounter Kuchisake-onna (口裂け女, "Slit-Mouthed Woman")
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg started this discussion 6 years ago #93,500
Wikipedia has a helpful flowchart and some additional advice:According to popular legend, she asks potential victims if they think she is attractive. If an individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon. If they say "yes", she will reveal that the corners of her mouth are slit from ear to ear, and she will then repeat her question. If the individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon, and if they say "yes", she will cut the corners of their mouth in such a way that resembles her own disfigurement. Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies. You can also say something that will confuse her and you’ll get a chance to run away.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna
Ghosthunter Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,058,563
I believe this. I seriously do. These things are real.
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,564
@previous (Ghosthunter Indy)
What sorts of things would confuse her, do you think? How would you describe her level of attractiveness if confronted?
What sorts of things would confuse her, do you think? How would you describe her level of attractiveness if confronted?
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Ghosthunter Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,568
@1,058,564 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Now I know to say "average". This sort of spirit is likely a minor demon, who tend to be not too bright, so you could, say, quote Shakespeare and it would confuse her.
Now I know to say "average". This sort of spirit is likely a minor demon, who tend to be not too bright, so you could, say, quote Shakespeare and it would confuse her.
globble joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,576
Just say pomade three times
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@1,058,564 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
you could probably challenge her to rock paper scissors. japaneses love that shit
you could probably challenge her to rock paper scissors. japaneses love that shit
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,609
I think I dated one of these for a couple months.