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Topic: So I just did an interview for Office Depot.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #9,347

Went super well. Next I have a drug screening test.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #165,690

Do they know you're a furry?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,695

@previous (B)
eat a dick

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,698

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
mad

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,700

This is the most uninteresting thing I've read all day.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,707

@previous (C)
u jelly cuz i might be gettin paper soon nig

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,708

@165,690 (B)
@165,695 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
@165,698 (B)
hahahaha

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,709

@previous (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
He's mad because they're going to find dog semen in his drug test.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #165,714

Image went missingGood for you, bruv.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #165,771

Go outside Home Depot and bug cars for work. Much easier than getting past a job interview.

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #165,935

> Drug screening.
> Office Depot.

So ridiculous.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #165,995

@165,714 (!poISOnioxc)
Thanks bro.

@165,771 (F)
Worked for a lot of people around here.

@previous (jump)
It's not ridiculous when you don't do drugs. Try that!

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jump replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #165,997

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
What if you use cocaine or weed responsibly? What if you just smoke weed? It's ridiculous. It wont impact your ability to perform. Probably half the employees are on aderall anyway.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #166,023

@OP

> Went super well. Next I have a drug screening test.

If you get this job will u offer up discounts for MC members?

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #166,034

Good luck!

@previous (Syntax)
Y do U need a discounts when U have Virgin A. putting all this $$$ directly in2 your wallet?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #166,035

@165,997 (jump)

> What if you use cocaine or weed responsibly? What if you just smoke weed? It's ridiculous. It wont impact your ability to perform. Probably half the employees are on aderall anyway.

Then don't do it before you take your drug test.

> cocaine
> responsibly

lol


@previous (Ninjj)
thanks ninjja.


@166,023 (Syntax)
I'll send you all brand new 23" LG Monitors.

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jump replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #166,040

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Weed stays in your system a while.

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You still shouldn't be subjected to drug tests. It's all a scam: organizations are lied to and manipulated into thinking it's necessary. The tests are expensive and don't stop addicts from getting employment.

The only drug it would reliably catch is weed. Everything else is out of your system in under a week. 1-2 days, really.

I know a chick who wasn't hired back at her old job because the day before she took the drug test she took a Valium to help her sleep. She ddnt have a prescription, but didnt think twice about it.

Drug tests make a lot of money for the labs/offices collecting/running them. I worked at a chiropractor's office who collected them. Why did they collect them? Because it was $$. they didn't handle any lab samples. It made no sense. It would be easier to go directly to a lab to pee in a cup. The one chiropractor explained it all to me.

There would be people who were obviously addicts that came in. They would try to get me to take their urine when the chiropractor's were closed (the dr I worked Just rented an office). The one guy flat out told me he had to take it right then because he wouldn't be able to pass later. It was mostly walmart and burger king. It's a massive waste of money that prevents only weed smokers, the least likely to steal to fund their habit (less likely than a video game addict).

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #167,754

@previous (jump)

> don't stop addicts from getting employment.

how would this even be a bad thing

回凹十丫回凹 !pwXlx86ASM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #167,782

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Addicts steal shit, and you don't typically working in a place where you supply shit that they could possibly steal.
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