Topic: Father Merrin
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,400
Will you please perform Extreme Unction for me?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,057,719
Well that would require my being able to anoint your body. Are you able to travel to my church in Poland?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,720
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,722
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,726
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,731
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,733
globble joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 second later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,734
He might steal ur bike
globble double-posted this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,735
Or copper piping
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,744
@1,057,733 (A)
> 103 Vine Street
If you really are at death's door and expect to die before I can get there, could one of the priests from here not help you?
https://www.stxchurch.org/
They're a stone's throw away from your house. I can call them for you if you want.
> 103 Vine Street
If you really are at death's door and expect to die before I can get there, could one of the priests from here not help you?
https://www.stxchurch.org/
They're a stone's throw away from your house. I can call them for you if you want.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,745
@1,057,736 (D)
> Be safe man. If your a very young age, he might need to "groom" you.
Kindly take your obsession with this subject to the hilariously barren remnants of Tinychan.
> Be safe man. If your a very young age, he might need to "groom" you.
Kindly take your obsession with this subject to the hilariously barren remnants of Tinychan.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,746
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,748
@previous (A)
> They are not accepted by the Vatican.
You're claiming the central Roman Catholic church of the Archdiocese of Cincinnati is not accepted by the Vatican? You seem confused my child. I'll ask again, would you like me to call them for you?
> They are not accepted by the Vatican.
You're claiming the central Roman Catholic church of the Archdiocese of Cincinnati is not accepted by the Vatican? You seem confused my child. I'll ask again, would you like me to call them for you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,751
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,755
@previous (A)
Now we're getting somewhere. I was worried you might not understand what it is you're even talking about if you think a Roman Catholic church "isn't accepted by the Vatican"!
If you are on the verge of death, why do you want someone on a different continent to do it, when there are priests very close to you who can help you this very day?
Now we're getting somewhere. I was worried you might not understand what it is you're even talking about if you think a Roman Catholic church "isn't accepted by the Vatican"!
If you are on the verge of death, why do you want someone on a different continent to do it, when there are priests very close to you who can help you this very day?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,756
@1,057,745 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Kindly take your obsession with this subject to the hilariously barren remnants of Tinychan.
I thought that subject had been banned there?
> Kindly take your obsession with this subject to the hilariously barren remnants of Tinychan.
I thought that subject had been banned there?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,758
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,759
@previous (A)
> Because I only trust you.
If you only trust one particular priest to perform a sacrament then how exactly are you a Catholic?
> Because I only trust you.
If you only trust one particular priest to perform a sacrament then how exactly are you a Catholic?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,763
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Just come do it. I am dying. Please stop asking questions and making this difficult and complicated.
Just come do it. I am dying. Please stop asking questions and making this difficult and complicated.
Pazuzu joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,767
Lamashtu joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,773
Pazuzu replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,775
@previous (Lamashtu)> You are weak
Bend over you sow and with my rigid, ice cold cock I will show you just how weak I am not!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,921
@1,057,763 (A)
> Please stop asking questions and making this difficult and complicated.
You could receive what you need from any number of priests who are literally a matter of minutes away from you yet you prefer to have someone whom you've never met from a different continent fly over and do it. And you then complain about making things difficult and complicated for yourself?
Anyway I'll come on over. What's your name by the way? The address you gave me shows you are apparently lying on your deathbed in a place of business so I need to know who to ask for.
> Please stop asking questions and making this difficult and complicated.
You could receive what you need from any number of priests who are literally a matter of minutes away from you yet you prefer to have someone whom you've never met from a different continent fly over and do it. And you then complain about making things difficult and complicated for yourself?
Anyway I'll come on over. What's your name by the way? The address you gave me shows you are apparently lying on your deathbed in a place of business so I need to know who to ask for.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,924
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,938
@previous (A)
> Ask for Vinny please. Vinny Barbarino. That is me, Father.
Like the John Travolta character?
> Ask for Vinny please. Vinny Barbarino. That is me, Father.
Like the John Travolta character?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,939
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,943
@previous (A)
> Same name, yes. My parents were fans.
Such fans that they changed their surnames to his but still managed to mess up the spelling of your first name?
> Same name, yes. My parents were fans.
Such fans that they changed their surnames to his but still managed to mess up the spelling of your first name?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,945
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
We were already the Barbarino family, and they were semi-illiterate Italian immigrants. Father, I am dying. Can we please get on with the Extreme Unction?
We were already the Barbarino family, and they were semi-illiterate Italian immigrants. Father, I am dying. Can we please get on with the Extreme Unction?
Pazuzu joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,948
@1,057,939 (A)
The only extreme thing you will get from Merrin will be an extreme stretching of your assring!
The only extreme thing you will get from Merrin will be an extreme stretching of your assring!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,949
becky !nIGGErbOSs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,950
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,954
@1,057,945 (A)
> We were already the Barbarino family, and they were semi-illiterate Italian immigrants. Father, I am dying. Can we please get on with the Extreme Unction?
Just because I'm talking with you here doesn't mean I'm not already on my way. Hold your horses, I'll be there.
What is it you're dying of that you were born AFTER such a relatively recent TV show?
> We were already the Barbarino family, and they were semi-illiterate Italian immigrants. Father, I am dying. Can we please get on with the Extreme Unction?
Just because I'm talking with you here doesn't mean I'm not already on my way. Hold your horses, I'll be there.
What is it you're dying of that you were born AFTER such a relatively recent TV show?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,955
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ebola, Father. I did some mission work in Africa and contracted it there.
Ebola, Father. I did some mission work in Africa and contracted it there.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,958
@previous (A)
Why are you not currently isolated away in the contagious diseases unit of a hospital instead of dying in a store on Cincinnati's main thoroughfare?
Why are you not currently isolated away in the contagious diseases unit of a hospital instead of dying in a store on Cincinnati's main thoroughfare?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,960
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Because I hid it. I was ashamed and desperate. Please hurry Father! I can see angels near me!
Because I hid it. I was ashamed and desperate. Please hurry Father! I can see angels near me!
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,961
@previous (A)
> Because I hid it. I was ashamed and desperate
And you thought the best way to hide your messy and highly obvious death from ebola would be to set up your deathbed in a busy store in downtown Cincinnati?
> I can see angels near me!
If they're angels then for what do you need Extreme Unction?
> Because I hid it. I was ashamed and desperate
And you thought the best way to hide your messy and highly obvious death from ebola would be to set up your deathbed in a busy store in downtown Cincinnati?
> I can see angels near me!
If they're angels then for what do you need Extreme Unction?
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16bitch !kYLkfVGCQQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,724
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,822
@1,057,961 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > I can see angels near me!
>
> If they're angels then for what do you need Extreme Unction?
And thus was another Matthew shtick checkmated.
> > I can see angels near me!
>
> If they're angels then for what do you need Extreme Unction?
And thus was another Matthew shtick checkmated.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,828
FATHER MERRIN