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Topic: How did Syntax find out about Matt's truck?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,273

That's some serious dedicated detective work.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later[^] [v] #1,056,384

What truck? I havent seen syntax post about a truck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,385

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Matt's food truck. Syntax posted about it on tinychan then some anon poasted here until a m0d deleted it.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,387

@previous (A)
but your web page is rlly cool

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,391

I don't know why mods deleted it. I was being sincere when I said I was impressed with what you were doing.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,400

@previous (D)

> I don't know why mods deleted it. I was being sincere when I said I was impressed with what you were doing.

I am too, to be honest. The 'Our Story' section on the website is ludicrous and unprofessional, but other than that, I think it shows great resourcefulness and a desire to work hard to improve his life. That's admirable. Quite honestly a certain someone...could do with taking a leaf from his book...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,401

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Matt cant help promote his narcissistic personality on everything he touches.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,403

@1,056,385 (A)
I think you posted that topic, and now you’re bragging about it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,404

@previous (F)
I am not Syntax.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,407

@previous (A)
I didn’t say you were “Syntax”. I just think you created that topic on Tinychan.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,411

@1,056,400 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > I don't know why mods deleted it. I was being sincere when I said I was impressed with what you were doing.
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> I am too, to be honest. The 'Our Story' section on the website is ludicrous and unprofessional, but other than that, I think it shows great resourcefulness and a desire to work hard to improve his life. That's admirable. Quite honestly a certain someone...could do with taking a leaf from his book...

Although a closer look at the site reveals one small but potentially important flaw in the project: the 'Menu' section is completely empty. I don't wish to be overly negative or critical here, and call me demanding if you must, but one of the things I'm most interested to know when ordering food, other than whether the chef is a swashbuckler who accomplishes great deeds with a confident swagger, is what food they serve.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,412

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
And the food pictures are not his own.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,413

@previous (A)
Yes they are.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,414

@1,056,411 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Lmao

The home page is completely empty except for a picture of a sandwich, too

Also, the location page says he is up and running, while the delivery page says he will begin delivery after they are up and running. Which is it?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,417

@1,056,413 (G)
You did not cook those meals. One even had a Chinese menu underneath

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,418

@1,056,414 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Matt was creating the website between writing his novel so obviously got distracted.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,419

That web site could benefit greatly from someone who knows what they are doing..

People are bound to be put off by the present version..

Those pics look delicious tho..


I hope if this is a serious venture that it enjoys great success..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,420

@previous (H)
Famous web designer Ryan Eldridge is about to begin work on it.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,423

And...everyone is already osessed with it. Fucking losers.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,424

@1,056,419 (H)

> That web site could benefit greatly from someone who knows what they are doing..
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> People are bound to be put off by the present version..

That was the constructive point I was trying to make. Ordering food requires a degree of trust in the person who will be making it for you. I feel a biography that is more "serious and professional" and less "delusional nutcase" is likelier to convince people to trust him with what they put in their bodies.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,425

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What of it is "delusional nutcase"? 100% of that is true.

Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,426

@1,056,417 (A)
99% he made, the other 1% he took the pic in China.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,428

@1,056,424 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Well...I would guess that the website is a small part of the big picture...aside perhaps from an audience actively seeking out reviews on it..

The main thing will be word of mouth advertising from customers who try it out...local folks who tell others about it and maybe talk about it in their circle of friends personally or in their social media clique..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,436

@1,056,425 (G)

> What of it is "delusional nutcase"? 100% of that is true.

I'll put it this way: if it were true that "Matt has worked in some of the country's top restaurants" (a claim you make without providing any evidence), then a logical question to ask is: why is he now driving around in a 'food truck' delivering sandwiches to students on a college campus? What kind of Lucrezia Borgia stunt did he pull to bring about that kind of a fall?

Like I said it's the tonal inconsistency of your biography that raises eyebrows. You claim to have worked in America's finest restaurants (which if true needs proving on your site, because anyone can claim this) while also writing preposterous guff about shashbucklers and doing things with a confident swagger. It would be like someone offering a backstreet acupuncture service while claiming to have been a personal doctor to world leaders. You come across as a bit of a lunatic.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,438

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Test

Anonymous I double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,439

@1,056,436 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Well here is an idea: maybe he wants to open HIS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS instead of working for others? Maybe his food is gourmet quality, “delivering sandwiches to students”? You have a closed mind. You cannot fathom anything different from your own small perspective.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,440

@1,056,436 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I wanted to lash out at your comment as being just more antagonistic babble...but you actually made a good point..

He should revise all that mess regarding his history...it's gaudy and pretentious..
He may be proud of his history but..

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,441

@1,056,439 (I)

> Well here is an idea: maybe he wants to open HIS OWN F*CKING BUSINESS instead of working for others?

A perfectly respectable goal for which I sincerely wish him luck.

> Maybe his food is gourmet quality, “delivering sandwiches to students”?

Maybe it is. And maybe the "50% Off All Kidney Transplants For One Month Only" offer by "surgeon-to-the-stars" Dr Nick Riviera is genuine. If only there were some means in the world of commerce to check credentials.

> You have a closed mind. You cannot fathom anything different from your own small perspective.

Au contraire, I think a menu-less food delivery service is probably a unique and untapped market and I wish him well. What I offer here is merely a consumer's constructive observations.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,442

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Menuless? Idiot. The site is under construction. See? Your small mind could not come up with any other possibility that did not involve believing nonsense.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,446

@1,056,436 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> I'll put it this way: if it were true that "Matt has worked in some of the country's top restaurants" (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

> (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

> (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

> (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

> (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

> (a claim you make without providing any evidence)

Kind of like you saying you are a priest, a claim you make without providing any evidence.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,451

Someone post it on Tinychan. I wanna see what our fora father is cooking.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,453

@1,056,446 (D)

> > I'll put it this way: if it were true that "Matt has worked in some of the country's top restaurants" (a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> >(a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> >(a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> >(a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> >(a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> >(a claim you make without providing any evidence)
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> Kind of like you saying you are a priest, a claim you make without providing any evidence.

I feel precisely zero need to "provide any evidence" of it on an internet forum. However, the day I set up an online business offering a travelling Holy Communion service is the day I'll feel obliged to prove my credentials.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,454

@1,056,451 (J)

> Someone post it on Tinychan. I wanna see what our fora father is cooking.

Nvm guess it’s already up

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,457

@1,056,453 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> I feel precisely zero need to "provide any evidence" of it on an internet forum

So you can't prove it. Thanks, that will be all.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,458

Looks cool I give it three years max

Wishing Matt the best of luck, guarantee he did the website before buying a truck making a menu etc it’s probably just a pipe dream for him at this point

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,468

@1,056,457 (D)

> >I feel precisely zero need to "provide any evidence" of it on an internet forum
>
> So you can't prove it.

Indeed I can. Set up a thread for the purpose and I will do so. This thread is for discussion of Matthew's entrepreneurial venture and you're kindly asked to stop derailing it.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,469

@1,056,458 (J)

> Looks cool

At present, it doesn't, it looks amateurish and daft. With that said...

> Wishing Matt the best of luck, guarantee he did the website before buying a truck making a menu etc it’s probably just a pipe dream for him at this point

I wish him luck too, because if nothing else he's always tried new things and has been willing to go to extreme lengths to earn a living (China for example). But first impressions matter in business, and when you're in the service industry, every detail needs to be on point and professional. It's no good saying "the website is under construction" if what currently exists on it is preposterous. That biography needs to be completely re-written, otherwise it won't matter how good his eventual menu is, he'll still come across as a disturbed fruitcake with all that "swashbuckling" nonsense.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,470

@1,056,468 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You can ask me kindly anything, doesn't mean I'm going to follow through with it. And as for your claim that you can prove it, you're going to ask the same stupid shit you always do, "have you read the Bible?"

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,472

@previous (D)

> You can ask me kindly anything, doesn't mean I'm going to follow through with it.

So you've backed out of the challenge? Ok thanks, that'll be all.

> And as for your claim that you can prove it, you're going to ask the same stupid sh*t you always do, "have you read the Bible?"

Why would your having read the Bible matter to my proving that I'm a priest? What an odd notion you have in your head. I only ask that question when the subject is the existence of God.

Anyway like I said, enough derailing of this absorbing thread. Make a thread for the purpose and I shall provide proof of my priesthood. This is the last I will say of this subject in this thread.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,476

@1,056,426 (G)
Why are you speaking in third person lol

@1,056,458 (J)
Lol yup

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,477

It's also not a good idea to have a notice on the 'Gallery' section that basically says "Here are some mouthwatering pictures of delicious food that we do not serve".

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,482

@1,056,472 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> This thread is for discussion of Matthew's entrepreneurial venture and you're kindly asked to stop derailing it.

> So you've backed out of the challenge? Ok thanks, that'll be all.


How was you kindly asking me to stop derailing a thread a challenge? You're not very bright, are you?

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,056,483

@previous (D)

> >This thread is for discussion of Matthew's entrepreneurial venture and you're kindly asked to stop derailing it.
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> >So you've backed out of the challenge? Ok thanks, that'll be all.
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> How was you kindly asking me to stop derailing a thread a challenge?

Seems pretty obvious to me. And you just failed the challenge.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,255

@1,056,472 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Why would your having read the Bible
*you or *you're and reword the sentence.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,256

@previous (L)
how2gerund

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,257

@1,057,255 (L)
"Your" is correct. "Having" is a gerund in that sentence.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,258

@1,056,472 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@1,057,256 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
My first encounter with that. I'm not a native English speaker sorry.

Anonymous N double-posted this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,259

@1,057,257 (K)
My bad it sounds very strange to my ear, we don't have that in my native language really I think. Sorry.

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,260

@1,057,258 (N)
:) What's your native language, out of interest?

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