Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,337
@1,056,321 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sometimes when you aren't here, we need a substitute. Bert is basically your best friend and closest confidant so it makes sense for him to do it.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,346
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm closer to bert than anyone else in the world. I never thought I'd fall for him like this but I'm absolutely mad about all that is man..no one else respects me like he does..
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,377
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ahahaha I knew it! All those times people were telling him to change his ways, but he stuck to his guns. I look forward to the wedding photos. :) What finally convinced you he was the right man?
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,378
I let her go to mcdonalds...get anything she wanted..
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,382
@1,056,377 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just couldnt resist the way he constantly belittles me, dismisses my opinions as "uppity" because im a woman, calls me a whore when i disagree with him (and how could i! he is so learned), is racist to my disgusting people and hates immigrants, disparages literally everything i do on the basis that he has done more of it in the thirty years of life he has on me..
He's just so sexy, having thirty years and 150 pounds on me
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,388
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oooh. They do say negging is the most effective way to pick up the ladies. I mean, if denigrating women and then harassing them until they sleep with you doesn't work, then what exactly are you supposed to do??? It's a real head scratcher. Glad we learned that the tried and true method still works.
Also they do say that younger ladies like older, bigger men. Why date someone 3 years and 30 pounds older than you when you can date someone two times your size who's older than your dad? It is just common sense.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,394
@1,056,382 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You've always been uppity towards me.
Awhile back every time you'd say something to me you'd curse me like a dog no matter what I said.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,399
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,406
@1,056,388 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He's not older than my dad but he's more than twice my weight, closer to two and a half times. All in rippling fat. Irresistible. Besides, how could i say no to a man who sexually harasses me without having seen a picture less than several years old? Clearly he's into me for my personality. I'll never find someone as good to me irl!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,408
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm glad you finally have come around and seen the light. You know, personality is nice and all, but when it's a woman, does she REALLY need anything more than looks? Like no offense but you're talking about them like they are morally equivalent to men, which is funny, but let's stick to what's true here.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,415
You two cackling hens need to settle down..
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,056,416