It is with the utmost regret that the world loses one of its greatest internet trolls, Indy the Great. Indy was consistently rated by ICIT as the world's third greatest troll, based on his uncanny ability to type a single word or post a single picture, and have entire forae go batshit crazy over him for years. The man behind the persona, known simply as M., was an international swashbuckling adventurer with a woman in every port, and enjoyed pronouncing compound nouns as one word. He was also a master French and Asian chef, a wine connoisseur, an entrepreneur, a brilliant novelist, an accomplished polyglot, and a world-class (pronounced as one word) academic. Despite his decent into madness in his later years, including a bitter, 25-year feud with a geratric, pathologically-lying stalker from California, and a bizarre internet battle with a talking bear and monkey, he passed peacefully in his sleep, in the arms of 15 Asian young ladies. He shall be, in fact, missed.(Edited 4 minutes later.)

He was a true swashbuckling adventurer!! Long live the spirit of Indy the Great!

He was also a suave French lover and a connoisseur of the fynest of wines!
@OP
> with a woman in every port
* with a poot in every woman
@previous (Pat Crapper)
I did and it’s on sale at Wal-Mart