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Topic: Yes, fora, I am deliverooing on Sunday morning.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #93,058

It's TRUE. AMA

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,054,265

Externally hosted imageLow demand but its expected to pick up.

I'm hovering around Westfield shopping centre

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,266

Have you ever jacked off on your Deliveroo bike? If not, do you plan to?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,269

@previous (B)
Tempting but I have a better gravel bike for fun.

On my 2nd order

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,270

@1,054,266 (B)
Do you mean stood there and ejaculated onto it, or played with himself while riding along the street?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,273

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
The second part sounds like fun.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,275

Externally hosted imageSomeone is having pasta for breakfast or early lunch

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,279

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Perhaps brunch.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,283

@1,054,275 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Are you excited to be leaving the EU in just 4 days' time?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,284

@previous (D)
Yes mate.

Just done my first KFC delivery and I'm pleased to say it was a good experience and not the angry black family I was expecting.

Edit... just noticed I got a £1 tip on a precious order

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,290

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Yes mate.
>
> Just done my first KFC delivery and I'm pleased to say it was a good experience and not the angry black family I was expecting.

A pure-blooded white Briton serving food to blacks, that's some Forrest Gump shit right there.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,292

@previous (D)
Not serving at all, more like bringing it to the hogs and tossing it into the trough.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,296

@previous (C)
As I understand, our resident Übermensch knocks on the doors and obsequiously delivers people, including potentially blacks, Poles, Muslims and other rodents, their food, hoping they will give him a pound tip. I can't imagine the humiliation he must feel, as a member of the master race.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,300

@previous (D)
Being this mad.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,303

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Not mad at all. It amuses me to think of a pure-blooded Briton delivering food potentially to foreigners and hoping they'll tip him a pound or 2.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,304

@previous (D)
So you're having strange interracial fantasies about me. Seek a professional.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,336

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
But, you can't fix stupid.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,341

@1,054,273 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I like how you can't order a regular coffee, it has to be all pretentious and fancy ?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,347

Externally hosted imageA quick night time deliveroo.

What a nice night

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,515

@1,054,284 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
no true blacksman would get kfc

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,576

@1,054,341 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
An Americano is a regular coffee

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,585

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not really. Regular coffee is coffee brewed without using pressure. Caffe Americano is espresso, which is then diluted with hot water to approximately the same strength as regular coffee. Espresso is extracted under pressure at ~15 bar and has a different flavor profile (and usually a darker roast) than regular brewed coffee.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,592

Filter coffee is the only way to go.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,593

As if women knew about coffee lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,613

@1,054,585 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yeah I'm just saying it's the same price and same level of not-fancy as a filter coffee.

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,614

@1,054,341 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
they do have regular coffee, you have to ask for a 'pour-over' or they won't know what you mean

Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,615

@1,054,341 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
they do have regular coffee, you have to ask for a 'pour-over' or they won't know what you mean

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,622

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Do Dutch coffee shops sell much coffee?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,717

Why waste your time? Why are you doing this again? Did I miss something.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,725

@previous (I)
Times are tough in the Brexit economy.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,731

@1,054,585 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Don't be pretentious and fancy../

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,742

@1,054,613 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's a class thing, really. Coming from the lower classes, I just drink (and order) regular coffee. Like I know what all the Italian coffee drink names mean but it just doesn't feel right because they didn't have fancy coffeehouses in the working class town I grew up in. People just drank "coffee" (filter coffee) and that was that.

@1,054,615 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
It's not listed on the menu. Probably they would make one for me if I asked but it's not listed because they want to keep the proles out of their effete little yuppie coffeehouse.

@1,054,592 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Svet knows what's up ??

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,748

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
this seems like an insecurity thing and not a coffee vs espresso thing

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,757

@1,054,742 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It may also be locational. Americanos seem more standard in Europe.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,777

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I guess you have a point with Euro vs. American thing. Starbucks has regular coffee on the menu but even then they still insist on the retarded "Italian" tall/grande/venti sizes instead of small/medium/large. I know a lot of these coffee drinks are Italian in origin so I don't object to them retaining their Italian names in America but do the sizes need to be in Italian, too? It's just retarded. Just say small/medium/large.

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,778

@1,054,622 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
some do some don't. some are more cafe style and some are for just pick up and they don't sell coffee.

Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,780

@1,054,777 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
thry really shouldn't even sell medium and large imo

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,923

@1,054,717 (I)
Fitness really. And the extra money is a sort of motivation

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,930

@1,054,777 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The sizes aren't really in italian though, they're just meant to look vaguely exotic/European to appeal to Americans. Tall isn't an Italian word, grande = large but it's the medium, and venti = 20 which at least makes sense because it's 20 fluid ounces.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,964

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
if it look Italian....it is Italian.... Starbucks is classist..

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,055,016

@1,054,930 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

They also have the lesser known size trente, which is 30 OZs. Also, as you may know, it is the French word for thirty.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,055,023

Externally hosted imageMy first Burger King. Tuesday rooing

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,055,026

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Barely a white guy in there by the looks of it. I'll bet you can't wait for Thursday when Britain leaves the EU!
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