Topic: Do vampires fart and poop?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,012

It is just blood?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,053,837

They are immortal magical creatures that have superpowers and spend eternity sparkling and romancing moody teen girls. The rest of their time is spent violently sharting blood in a crypt somewhere.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,843

bloodfarts

Kindleman™ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,847

@1,053,837 (B)
lol

Kindleman™ double-posted this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,848

@1,053,843 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Bloodfarts™ (pronounced as one word)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,851

Bed bugs poop, and subsist solely on blood, so probably.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,929

Undead poots

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,944

I was expecting Dark!

Who is this "Kindle man"? ?

Minichan