Topic: frightening but then funny moment at the morgue

Dark !HLa610O9S2 started this discussion 6 years ago #93,009

i told you that my friend who is a girl I crush on, works as a mortician's assistant. she lets me hang out and drink/chat with her while she embalms bodies. We were hanging when this body under a sheet suddenly moved, the hand and arm fell down from under the sheet! I screamed like a damn girl and ran out of the room but i heard her laughing and she said that happens sometimes, they just move because of gravity or whatever, god i was sure it was a zombie apocalypse

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later[^] [v] #1,053,911

It's the muscles involuntarily twitching because of the lack of oxygen, like the arm lifted up and then flopped back down?

You can see the same effect when a person is hanged bevause they do the "dance of death" where their legs twitch all crazy before falling still.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,913

Does she ever have sex with the dead bodies?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,918

@previous (C)

Lol obviously. That's the only reason people get into this work.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,921

I bet their cocks twitch.

Dark !HLa610O9S2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,993

@1,053,913 (C)
I hope not!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,260

@1,053,921 (Sheila LaBoof)

> I bet their cocks twitch.

Matt’s did when he wrote the OP

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,345

Part of me feels like you've never visited a morgue. I'm not sure why

Dark !HLa610O9S2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,346

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Never before I met this chick

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,353

stop socializing at morgues

Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,354

@1,054,345 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
morgues are famous for their 'anyone is welcome' open door policies

Dark !HLa610O9S2 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,357

@1,054,353 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
It is the main way I can spend time with this chick

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,358

@previous (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
well you could take her to a restaurant or literally anywhere else besides a morgue

Dark !HLa610O9S2 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,376

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
I am working up the courage to ask her...

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,384

@previous (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
drink moar

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,385

@1,054,376 (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
So you show up to visit her at work and hang out in a morgue but you can't ask her if she wants to have coffee sometime? It sounds like even the complications in your life are complicated.

Dark !HLa610O9S2 replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,589

@previous (H)
I mean, yeah, I am Goth after all

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