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Topic: Confession time, fora

Indy started this discussion 6 years ago #92,983

I am a vampire hunter.

GROVER !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,053,438

Oh shit!

Indy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,440

@previous (GROVER !jqZkAz4Usg)
Why? Are you a vampire?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,448

How many vampires have you successfully hunted?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,455

@OP
is a repost of a Matt thread.

http://minichan.org/topic/84811

It's late, Nopaltzin.

Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,457

@1,053,448 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,480

@previous (Indy)
How did you know they were vampires? How did you kill them? What happened to the bodies after they died? Do they just disappear? If not, how do you dispose of them and how do you plan on dealing witrh the murder charges after one is discovered?

Indy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,481

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They turn to dust when you stake them. I knew they were vamps based on months of observation. This was in Nee Orleans.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,483

@previous (Indy)
I always liked the Buffyverse vampires. They're so considerate about not leaving remains you have to clean up.

Indy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,484

@previous (F)
That is how the real ones are.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,487

@1,053,481 (Indy)
What did you observe to indicate they were vampires?

Indy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,488

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The usual: only going out at night, attacking people’s necks

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,491

@previous (Indy)
So you just stabbed two people who were making out with people at night?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,775

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

The American way

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,790

@1,053,491 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol no. Several times, I spied them attacking people, biting their necks, and drinking all their blood. I then trailed them back to their lairs. These were definitely vampires. They turned to dust when I staked them.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,796

@previous (Indy)
What would've happened if you went to stake them and instead of turning into dust they just bled to death?

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,797

@previous (H)
Then I would have shat myself.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,798

@1,053,796 (H)

Burn them and claim they turned to dust, duh

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,831

Did you join Dawnguard?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,905

@1,053,790 (Indy)
Is your life so sad that you have to constantly post lies on the internet?

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,997

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not my fault if you refuse to believe anything.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,999

@previous (Indy)

> Not my fault if you refuse to believe anything.

lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,015

@1,053,997 (Indy)
Not my fault you're incapable of ever telling the truth

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,016

@1,053,997 (Indy)
I think you should hunt hurricanes. Stand out in the wind, rain and flood waters and give reports.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,017

@1,054,015 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Matt lives his life on lies. It's all he has.

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,020

@1,054,015 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Everything I say is true. Perhaps you, in your own life, cannot believe that one man can have so many amazing experiences, but remember that I grew up rich in a family that traveled often. I am by no means rich now, but I have always chosen to experience new things. There is nothing untrue about any of this. Not everyone on earth is just like you.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,024

@1,054,017 (L)
You seem mildly upset. Perhaps a few days away from social media might make your life a tad better. Just saying.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,030

@1,054,020 (Indy)
Riiiiiiight. Ok bud. Keep telling yourself that. Whatever you say.

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,034

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It must be miserable to live in a such a sad, limited, tiny world of the mind.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,057

@previous (Indy)
Yeah I'm such a sad person because I dont believe you killed vampires. Dumbass.

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,067

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not just that. You assume you know a person based on some chan shitposts, and you make up this entire false reality about that person, then use it against that person.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,069

@1,054,057 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Pls don't get trolled boo

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,075

@previous (G)
Not a troll. I get tired of people here thinking they know the slightest thing about me based on what an old stalker says, then using that false narrative against me.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,077

@1,054,069 (G)
eh i find calling matt and bert dumbasses is a good outlet for the anger and frustration that i build up irl

@previous (Indy)
You made the posts that people base their impressions of you on, dumbass

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,081

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

How come you're feeling stressed?

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,088

@1,054,077 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you ever stop to consider that I am a real human with feelings?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,103

@1,054,081 (G)
The source changes! At the moment because work is so tiring that i do little besides work and sleep and my body hurts, the dog hates some people around here, the cat fell down a storey being a dumbass, etc...

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,105

@1,054,088 (Indy)
Yes, more than you do when you post about Syntax and his family apparently.

Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,106

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I do not freaking post about him and his family. The only family flamer around here is him.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,112

@1,054,103 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Sorry dude if you ever need to talk u know how to contact me

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,114

@1,054,075 (Indy)
“Syntax” hasn’t posted here in two weeks and he’s still on your mind.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,115

@previous (N)
She brought him up, not me.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,119

@previous (E)
Who are you?

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,134

I am Indy the Great

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,264

@1,054,103 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Please place the cat with someone who who will care about him and will not constantly ignore him to the extent he keeps being injured. Your negligence is alarming. Thanks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,293

@1,054,112 (G)
<3

@previous (O)
fuckin dumbass was playing on the bannisters i guess. fell down, i run down to check hes ok, he just stands up and stares at me all "what the fuck are you lookin at"

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,419

@1,054,106 (Indy)

> I do not freaking post about him .

I bet if mods posted your posting history for the last month, 90% of your threads and posts were about syntax.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,422

@previous (L)
Not his family.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,432

@previous (E)
I said about syntax. Did your online diploma fail you at reading comprehension?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,433

@previous (L)
"Yes, more than you do when you post about Syntax and his family apparently."

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,435

@previous (E)
Yes, you do post more about syntax and his family more than I do. I don't post about either.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,054,436

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