Topic: Triptych is neat
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,936
I wish cloning was perfected, so I could have a wild party with like five or six Triptychs.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,053,076
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,078
I for one would clone some Berts. They would be useful for menial tasks, but the real entertainment would be in fighting them. Gladiator matches, Bert matched against Bert in single combat. A few other forumites would get involved with their own Bert clones and we would have a fine little sport going. Teams of Bert's would battle for the glory and profit of their masters.
As time would go on, the Bert's would surely become restless. They are an arrogant, stubborn breed. Why should we fight for the amusement of others, they would ask. A rebellion would be planned. The Minichan masters marked for death.
Unfortunately, a Bert is not a smart of subtle thing, and with so many around the Minichanners would see the uprising coming from miles away. It would be easily contained by locking up the Bert quarters. The Berts would soon fall to infighting over the last scraps of food. In the squalor and filth of their barracks, most of them would die, killed by their own kind. The few survivors would then be forced back to the gladiator arena, so the games could begin once again. Their bid for freedom never coming close to fruition.
As time would go on, the Bert's would surely become restless. They are an arrogant, stubborn breed. Why should we fight for the amusement of others, they would ask. A rebellion would be planned. The Minichan masters marked for death.
Unfortunately, a Bert is not a smart of subtle thing, and with so many around the Minichanners would see the uprising coming from miles away. It would be easily contained by locking up the Bert quarters. The Berts would soon fall to infighting over the last scraps of food. In the squalor and filth of their barracks, most of them would die, killed by their own kind. The few survivors would then be forced back to the gladiator arena, so the games could begin once again. Their bid for freedom never coming close to fruition.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,130
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> I for one would clone some Berts. They would be useful for menial tasks, but the real entertainment would be in fighting them. Gladiator matches, Bert matched against Bert in single combat. A few other forumites would get involved with their own Bert clones and we would have a fine little sport going. Teams of Bert's would battle for the glory and profit of their masters.
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> As time would go on, the Bert's would surely become restless. They are an arrogant, stubborn breed. Why should we fight for the amusement of others, they would ask. A rebellion would be planned. The Minichan masters marked for death.
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> Unfortunately, a Bert is not a smart of subtle thing, and with so many around the Minichanners would see the uprising coming from miles away. It would be easily contained by locking up the Bert quarters. The Berts would soon fall to infighting over the last scraps of food. In the squalor and filth of their barracks, most of them would die, killed by their own kind. The few survivors would then be forced back to the gladiator arena, so the games could begin once again. Their bid for freedom never coming close to fruition.
It would be fun to have a bunch of clone Matt’s or clone Syntax’s
I would put a bunch of cloned syntax’s in a wave pool and watch them drown and then a bunch of cloned indys and dress them up in French mime outfits and push them off tall buildings
> I for one would clone some Berts. They would be useful for menial tasks, but the real entertainment would be in fighting them. Gladiator matches, Bert matched against Bert in single combat. A few other forumites would get involved with their own Bert clones and we would have a fine little sport going. Teams of Bert's would battle for the glory and profit of their masters.
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> As time would go on, the Bert's would surely become restless. They are an arrogant, stubborn breed. Why should we fight for the amusement of others, they would ask. A rebellion would be planned. The Minichan masters marked for death.
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> Unfortunately, a Bert is not a smart of subtle thing, and with so many around the Minichanners would see the uprising coming from miles away. It would be easily contained by locking up the Bert quarters. The Berts would soon fall to infighting over the last scraps of food. In the squalor and filth of their barracks, most of them would die, killed by their own kind. The few survivors would then be forced back to the gladiator arena, so the games could begin once again. Their bid for freedom never coming close to fruition.
It would be fun to have a bunch of clone Matt’s or clone Syntax’s
I would put a bunch of cloned syntax’s in a wave pool and watch them drown and then a bunch of cloned indys and dress them up in French mime outfits and push them off tall buildings