Topic: Why do American candles have to smell like FOOD?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,916

What the hell, USAmericans? Are you so obese and disgusting and slovenly, like pigs, that even your freaking CANDLES have to smell like food?

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,052,923

Ugh the Tesco near me once had bacon-flavoured Yankee Candles amongst the USAmerican section of the international food aisle. Naturally nobody bought any and they sold them off for 50p.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,925

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
And that's when you bought one

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,926

@previous (C)
I bought six!

no wait, four

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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,929

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,930

@previous (C)
they were bad but not too bad

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,939

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,965

@1,052,923 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
I've never seen them here. Not even in the actual Yankee Candle stores ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,004

I fuckin love apple cinnamon candles

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,123

The smell of a home cooked meal in the air is pleasant

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,124

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Then...and hear me out...COOK A MEAL AT HOME.

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,125

@1,052,939 (D)
lol I love this
@1,052,965 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
All patriotic USAmericans own 7-8 already.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,128

@1,053,124 (A)
Well obviously I do, but if I want to smell a satisfying meal, and am not hungry, a candle will do the trick

Minichan