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Topic: So, the last time I was traveling in Somalia

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,869

Externally hosted imageI had my own team of armed guards, because I hate guns and gun crime so I never carry them and am totally opposed to people owning guns because of mass shootings and someone needs to think of the children.
Well, I would jabber away at these guys saying "ooga booga, ooga booga" and pointing at pictures because they can't understand what I'm saying. Low education you see, can't speak English and I try to keep numbers very low for them too like 1 to 5; anything higher than that is many or lots. Or as I like to say to them "ongo bongo" and I think after a few weeks now, they understand that it means >5 or many.
Watching these low educated people try to form their own opinions is torture for me. They are wrong about everything, because I know better and I know what's best for them. I tell them stories about how well travelled I am, and about all the low educated uninformed people I meet everywhere I go, and how they all need my opinion because it's better.
They just nod and grunt at me now, these poor people are finally being educated by me. They used to look at each other and laugh when I would pull out my picture book and demand "ooga booga!" while pointing at a banana. These guys would bring me bananas, the poor low educated fools, but bananas means "food" not just bananas. And now they are learning, finally.
I need them to have at least university graduate level knowledge so they can understand what gender stereotypes are and that their society is wrong. That gender is a spectrum, is fluid, and that there are 207 rigidly defined genders. Also that they might hurt someone's feelings if they don't change their street shitting habits to be transinclusive.
But that will take more time than I have,
I only hope more rich white people like me bother to come here and teach these people what they are supposed to think.
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