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Topic: Becky poem competition

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #92,868

Becky likes my voice so I'm holding a competition. Write a small poem and I will voice the best one for her.

Rules. Cannot be obscene, rude or threatening.

Thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,052,533

Dear miss becky
Before I had my brekky
I was thinking of you
How you're mean to the jew
In the webchat we share
And yet without a care
In the world
You share your thoughts
And feelings with us
It leaves us a buzz
Like a bee in a field
We love you becky
I don't want isis to slash your necky

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,535

Becky's so sticky
Much love and terror she brings
Slap me sticky love

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,580

a lawyer name Becky from ol ohiecky went a McDonald and Say

"gimme a salad ? and a Burger please"
"yes ma'am that be 9.52 at the next window"
"thank you"
"you got it" and the young man wink at her already speaking to next drive thru customer, welcome to McDonald etc., Becky think "and how" and drive sedan home, "hello Toby"
"meow"
"I am home"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,605

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Sup, Eco?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,609

Becky’s pungent feet,
Are fungus so sweet;
Her meatfarts greasy;
Butt nectar, so pleasing;
Yet nothing is so beautifully famous,
As Becky’s brown puckered anus.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,619

Who’s Becky?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,702

@1,052,609 (F)
This is the best but breaks the rules

@1,052,580 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
This is the worst. Sorry

@1,052,535 (C)
Meh

@1,052,533 (B)
Winner. I'll record it tonight

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,726

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Just do the poot one anyway please.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,747

@1,052,702 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
wow mine was the best fag

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,762

@1,052,702 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

Thanks mate, I also will record it for posterity
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