Topic: anyone have any good Goth or Emo recipes?
Dark !HLa610O9S2 started this discussion 6 years ago #92,843
hear me out...there is such a thing as Goth cuisine.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later[^] [v] #1,052,236
First, gently fry the meat until browned. Add onion, tomatoes and beef stock and simmer until cooked well, then throw it in the bin because life sucks and is like, not even worth it man..
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,237
Coffee, Black
Makes: 1 pot
Time: An uncertain amount of your rapidly dwindling lifespan here on Earth that you can never reclaim
Ingredients:
A handful of dark roasted coffee beans
Some water
Steps:
- Heat water to boiling
- While the water is heating, crush the coffee beans using a grinder, mortar and pestle, or by spreading them out on the table and smashing them with a hammer. Amuse yourself as you do this by giggling, crying, or singing along to your favorite song while listlessly staring into the middle distance as if you are wondering why even the easy parts of life always have to be so hard.
- Brush up the remains into a pot. If any has fallen on the floor, you can dance around on top of it in your Doc Martens before sweeping it up and adding it to the rest.
- Add water to coffee grounds. Some people like to filter their coffee, but why shade yourself from the bitter, unpleasant hardships of life? Life is pointless suffering anyway. You might as well sip your coffee secure in the knowledge that you, unlike others, can deal with the harsh reality of staring into the void.
Makes: 1 pot
Time: An uncertain amount of your rapidly dwindling lifespan here on Earth that you can never reclaim
Ingredients:
A handful of dark roasted coffee beans
Some water
Steps:
- Heat water to boiling
- While the water is heating, crush the coffee beans using a grinder, mortar and pestle, or by spreading them out on the table and smashing them with a hammer. Amuse yourself as you do this by giggling, crying, or singing along to your favorite song while listlessly staring into the middle distance as if you are wondering why even the easy parts of life always have to be so hard.
- Brush up the remains into a pot. If any has fallen on the floor, you can dance around on top of it in your Doc Martens before sweeping it up and adding it to the rest.
- Add water to coffee grounds. Some people like to filter their coffee, but why shade yourself from the bitter, unpleasant hardships of life? Life is pointless suffering anyway. You might as well sip your coffee secure in the knowledge that you, unlike others, can deal with the harsh reality of staring into the void.
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,252
squid ink
q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,269
yea those black coloured noodles.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,290
Hey Look Ma I Made Cookies
Dark !HLa610O9S2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,306
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,322
Goth Casserole:
2lbs of meat, blackened to reflect your heart
1lb Peas
6 cups Sliced, like a wrist, Carrots
1 large can of cream of mushroom soup
A carton of Dijarum Blacks Filtered clove cigars, presmoked.
2 cans croissants
Add soup meat peas and carrots to a dutch oven, and heat to a slow boil.
Remove from heat.
Stir filtered cigar butts into concoction.
Add meat combo to a large casseroll pan, lay croissants across the top, to make a nice fluffy crust.
Put pan in 375° oven, cook for 20-30 minutes, or until crust is golden brown.
Serve with black coffee, and listen to The Cure while eating.
2lbs of meat, blackened to reflect your heart
1lb Peas
6 cups Sliced, like a wrist, Carrots
1 large can of cream of mushroom soup
A carton of Dijarum Blacks Filtered clove cigars, presmoked.
2 cans croissants
Add soup meat peas and carrots to a dutch oven, and heat to a slow boil.
Remove from heat.
Stir filtered cigar butts into concoction.
Add meat combo to a large casseroll pan, lay croissants across the top, to make a nice fluffy crust.
Put pan in 375° oven, cook for 20-30 minutes, or until crust is golden brown.
Serve with black coffee, and listen to The Cure while eating.
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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,330
@previous (G)
This could probably benefit from some Lipton® Recipe Secrets and Soup Secrets® Beefy Onion mix!
This could probably benefit from some Lipton® Recipe Secrets and Soup Secrets® Beefy Onion mix!
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,338
try blood sausage or something
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,340
iios(Edited 9 seconds later.)
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,342
Emo Kosher - you have to kill the beast by slitting their wrists