Topic: Two ladies are at a veterinarian.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,811
1st: "My kitty keeps scratching the furniture, so I'm having her declawed."2nd: "Every time I bend over, my puppy jumps up & humps me in my ass."
1st: "So you're having him neutered?"
2nd: "No, I'm having *him* declawed, too."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,052,006
@OP
> 1st: "My kitty keeps scratching the furniture, so I'm having her declawed."
>
> 2nd: "Every time I bend over, my puppy jumps up & humps me in my ass."
>
> 1st: "So you're having him neutered?"
>
> 2nd: "No, I'm having *him* declawed, too."
Unfunny Joke Guy!!! Missed you buddy, glad to see you return.
> 1st: "My kitty keeps scratching the furniture, so I'm having her declawed."
>
> 2nd: "Every time I bend over, my puppy jumps up & humps me in my ass."
>
> 1st: "So you're having him neutered?"
>
> 2nd: "No, I'm having *him* declawed, too."
Unfunny Joke Guy!!! Missed you buddy, glad to see you return.