Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later[^][v]#1,051,845
Because they don't want Extinction Rebellion to have a monopoly.
Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,854
Fuck you
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,856
I was expecting Shiela...
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,890
here I am!
like, why don't they just aim a catapult to the hole
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,895
They should hold funerals at night
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,923
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
And people should not die when the funeral will be when it's cold and rainy.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,929
Because the corpse might spoil if it's not put in the ground quick enough.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,941
> Why do they get to hold up all of the traffic
Traffic patterns in the modern world have become complex enough to behave like living organisms. This is how they grow. You only get to hold up traffic if you're dead or dying. This keeps all the live people waiting around for the funeral processions and ambulances where they can make more traffic patterns. Once a pattern hits a certain level of complexity and standstill, the system begins to create new roads, new bypasses, new motorways and ramps on which the living people can wait in traffic. Thus the system expands.
Current projections have traffic patterns attaining a basic level of sentience and self-awareness by 2143. One hundred years after that, cars and vans will become the dominant life form on our planet. Vehicles will use humans in much the same way humans use the mitochondria in their cells.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,945
@1,051,929 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Corpses can be preserved by refrigeration, besides the fact that they're pumped full of preservatives anyway
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,947
Also you could put them in one of those plastic bags like they store clothes in where the bag is sealed and then you suck all the air out with a vacuum cleaner.
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,953
Burning with jet fuel is an option. It cant melt steel beams but bodies should be no problem.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,970
@1,051,951 (G)
yes and then you can store them under your bed
very convenient
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,051,984
Coffins obviously were made of wood before a certain point, right?
Most types of untreated wood degrades entirely in a few short years, would you not agree?
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,175
@1,052,155 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Speaking of graves..
Local politician Rajesh Kumar Mishra has named the girl Sita after a mythological Hindu goddess who was found by King Janak as he plowed a field, the BBC reported. He and his wife intend to adopt the abandoned baby.
"It's a miracle that she survived,” he told the BBC. “I believe that God has saved her life and sent her to me. Now it's our duty to do everything for her.
"She is oscillating between life and death. Once she recovers, I will take her home and raise her as my daughter.”
What the fuck, he should keep out of it and allow the man who found the baby to raise her as a surrogate child.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,218
@previous (K)
I just hope she can make it. I don't have the impression of India having state of the art medical facilities.
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,220
India is a place of enormous inequality and have some of the best doctors, scientists and medical facilities for a few rich folk.
Dark !HLa610O9S2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,260
I fucking love funeral processions...
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,264
@previous (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
Well then now...that makes you a giant faggot.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,267
Or look at it this way: you spend your entire life fighting traffic. Shouldn't you get to take your last ride in a car traffic-free?
Dark !HLa610O9S2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,280
@1,052,264 (G)
How does my darkness have anything to do with my sexuality?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,287
@1,052,198 (G)
So what was the point of that post? It seemed you were implying that coffins were once present in the coffin-less graves i excavated. If that were the case, traces would have been visible in the soil
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,300
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well yeah...to an experienced archeologist maybe.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,358
@previous (G)
Where did you get your qualifications? I'm qualified as an intermediate archaeologist and I can tell you it's pretty fucking obvious.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,364
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Relax...I was just trolling you.
What would be the term for after intermediate?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,052,368
@previous (G)
Senior/advanced
It's just experience/pay scale and maxes out before too long. In practice the distinctions that matter are only whether you're the chargé(e) de projet or the assistant...or a specialist, i guess.
The base pay has been rising but the higher pay scales...haven't, so much. We are trying to organise to improve working conditions and compensation, but it remains to be seen how successful this will be.