Kill them.
@OP
McDonald's is legitimately good. I am seldom more relaxed than when I'm sitting in the food court after a long day, eating my double cheeseburger with fries. It's just tasty and fresh food.
The clerks have even started to recognise me. Last time I went, the woman there predicted all of my order and that I would be eating in. You would never get that personal touch with home cooking.
@1,051,766 (C)
Tasty and fresh? What the hell is wrong with you?
@1,051,773 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
You one of the lads are ya?
@1,051,782 (E)
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