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Topic: Goobers on parade

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,715

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190410/palm-beach-couple-finds-brick-of-cocaine-on-beach


First response: Call the police!!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,051,156

The Police:

"Thank you Sir, for being an upright citizen and reporting this Immediately.. I'm going to take these 2 bricks of cocaine to department headquarters right away."

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,051,157

"Police records indicate that the package was indeed cocaine, and that the surrounding area was scoured for other packages"

Most likely the fastest response time ever on a police call.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,051,168

Ugh

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,051,216

https://youtu.be/byq9wwBL_EA
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