Minichan

Topic: ATTN: ALL USERS (BUT ESPECIALLY SYNTAX MATT AND BERT)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 6 years ago #92,607

The following have always been bannable offenses but going forward the mods will exercise no restraint. If any of you do any of the following, you will be banned for a day. Repeated infractions will lengthen subsequent bans. Ban evading will lead to a permaban (though bert is already permabanned so lol @ that being enforceable. Mods will be more diligent about re-banning going forward if stuff below is violated).

1. Doxing, or threatening to dox any member of the fora, or their friends/family
2. Repeatedly posting pictures of people on the forum that they have not themselves already posted here. Photoshops of images they posted here with added cocks or whatever are frowned upon and may be deleted but aren't bannable per se. This is largely up to mod discretion.
3. Bringing up people repeatedly in threads that have nothing to do with them. Your posts will be deleted, then if they continue, you'll be PM'd to stop, then if you keep making them, you'll get banned.
4. Contacting people's family members about internet drama is one of the most insane things you can do, and harassing people IRL is bannable. If you're trying to get them money or help that's one thing. If you're trying to dig up dirt or make their life even worse than it already is, there is no sense in that. Please do not do that. We are all here to have a good time. Let's keep things at a fun level.

I am not enforcing any of these retroactively because there isn't enough money and booze in the world to make me willing to read any already written syntax/matt/bert drama. It is all so petty and boring and absurd. Stop it. You are all adult men in your 40s or older. Start acting like it.

I don't want to ban anyone. I don't want to delete any posts. I am incredibly hands-off. You all need to behave though or I will have to start being more of a disciplinarian, and I hate doing that.

Thanks for reading. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe.

(Edited 1 hour later.)

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,050,221

Thank you.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,226

pls don't ban me

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,233

Can we still post the Eco in Nam pic and also the Bert quotes on Garfield pics? I would be very sad to see them go

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,236

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Eco posted that pic. These rules only sort of vaguely apply to Eco shit because he's so much of a complete fuckup that nothing really could make his life any worse anyway. Bertfield posts are 100% allowed and, in fact, encouraged. I'm more talking about like, people posting pics of syntax or whoever that they never gave permission to post. Matt pics generally were uploaded by him in the first place so sucks to be him, though sometimes I'll delete them if I feel like they're derailing or something like that.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,237

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay thanks

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,256

Cool post Fake anon.

I hate getting stressed over shit on the internet. Sometimes I do and it just makes me want to get out of the house and chill by going on a long relaxing drive.
Stress over internet crap is silly...our best course of action would be to just keep it at a fun level.

Walter joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,280

Externally hosted image@previous (E)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,289

Can we post ninjj pics?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,308

@previous (G)
no they're too old

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,313

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
How old are you now?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,332

@previous (G)
How old are you now?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,343

@1,050,289 (G)
ninjj_in_a_dress.jpg has always been acceptable to post

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,344

fascist

Anonymous J double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,345

i have a god given right to make fun of old retards on the internet and i demand i be allowed to express myself especially cause without all the matt and syntax back and forth this bbs is only gonna get like 3 posts a year

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,347

@previous (J)
Feel free to post shoops of Barry Goldwater and Mateo Milner ITT

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,348

I_win_forever.png

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,389

@1,050,347 (I)

> Feel free to post shoops of Barry Goldwater and Mateo Milner ITT

his name is goldberg fyi

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,416

@1,050,313 (G)
25

@1,050,343 (I)
true

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,428

> NB4 Syntax claims he never saw this.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,431

@previous (R)

> >NB4 Syntax claims he never saw this.

Topic got me to lookC where I waz on the 14th of October and I was on MC

Don't have a clue how I missed this given the Headline but will get my 2nd Cup of Triple Espresso and take that cup down to the beach for a chat with friends about this Thanksgiving cause a few very few Surfers have been invited but may invite a few more IF I can figure out how to make room for more

AND THEN Will read the rules and of course attempt to follow the new or are they old rules? I only skimmed quickly cause Espresso is needed to digest the Topic

C ya Later

Muddy Brown Eye joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,435

@previous (Syntax)

lick my butthole you lying old sack of shit!

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,438

@previous (Muddy Brown Eye)
lol butthole (pronounced as one word)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,441

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Now ''Exactly When has anyone posted 2Me where I fail 2Reply? Go on show me or - Well I can't tell you to fuk ur mom cause you were hatched from a cockroach egg.

@1,062,435 (Muddy Brown Eye)
If you want someone to lick ur asshole that is what Indy loves to do so go ask him for that.

And a warning - IF you do go to his Roach Coach expect some added unique Condiment in your food.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,443

@previous (Syntax)
What sort of condiment?

Muddy Brown Eye replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,445

@1,062,441 (Syntax)
Indy don't lie like you do so I want YOU to lick my butthole!

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,446

Now MY reading of the topic and I ask exactly where recently have eye not followed the Topic?

For instance there is this
> I am not enforcing any of these retroactively because there isn't enough money and booze in the world to make me willing to read any already written syntax/matt/bert drama. It is all so petty and boring and absurd. Stop it. You are all adult men in your 40s or older. Start acting like it.

And some anon says this
> Anonymous J double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,345
i have a god given right to make fun of old retards on the internet and i demand i be allowed to express myself especially cause without all the matt and syntax back and forth this bbs is only gonna get like 3 posts a year

I suspect Anon J was off on his or her Math - More like
> this bbs is only gonna get like 300 posts a year

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,448

@1,062,443 (X)
Ah well if you look at Roach Coach rite up on the web site - It clearly says Indy lived in Kunming and we all No about the actual Crap such food contained so Indy's palate has been defined by such Crap

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,450

@previous (Syntax)
He'll only do it if you have a young surfer boy kok Kok KOK.

Anonymous R double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,452

@1,062,448 (Syntax)
Holy fuck creep... Since you've been back, all of your, yes yours, threads have been either Matt or Bert. You really are obsessd with them.

Sandy Beach joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,468

@previous (R)

> Holy fuck creep... Since you've been back, all of your, yes yours, threads have been either Matt or Bert. You really are obsessd with them.

He has always been like that with following Matt around. He has just lately started obsessing over Bert. It amazes me how some on here haven't figured this out yet lol

Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,533

@1,062,452 (R)
Tbh youve made two dozen topics about Bert

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,537

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Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,591

@1,062,533 (Mr. Augustine David)

> Tbh youve made two dozen topics about Bert

Uhhhhh... No. I've made 2 or 3, but not 2 dozen. But can you verify this claim of yours?

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,592

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> This is a great post.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,593

@1,062,591 (R)
I'm sure the mods can if you ask nicely

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,594

Externally hosted image@previous (Mr. Augustine David)

> I'm sure the mods can if you ask nicely

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,604

@previous (Z-3)
THAT'S Syntax's best girl.

Anonymous X replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,615

@previous (Z-4)
Is that Mandy or Sandy?

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,620

@1,062,593 (Mr. Augustine David)

> I'm sure the mods can if you ask nicely

You made the claim, the burden of proof is on you.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,624

@previous (R)
Yes I am telling you who can provide the proof besides your history page

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,628

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
Then ask them nicely and maybe, just maybe, they will show you.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,640

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> Thanks for reading. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,699

@1,062,628 (R)
You need to allow them to confirm it!

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,708

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
You need to ask them nicely first.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,720

@previous (R)
Seems like you won't give mods permission to release your post history. I wonder why!

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,726

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
Seems like you haven't asked them nicely yet to ask me. I wonder why!

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,728

@previous (R)
Ok I shall ask

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,753

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
Post history is private and confidential thanks!

tteh !GETFUCKED double-posted this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,754

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I'll sticky this thread for a bit.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,756

Now that I actually read this thread I decided I agree with Fake anon and banned Syntax for a day for repeated violations. Thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,778

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

Inb4 lies about how he didn't try to login because it is Saturday.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,779

@OP
@1,062,754 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Shit, they've used their hyperlinks, so you know they're serious...

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,780

@1,062,754 (tteh !GETFUCKED)

Britney_Spears.exe

Anonymous X replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,804

@1,062,756 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
How dare you!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,828

I haven't seen Minichan drama this good since 2011 ??

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,839

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
What happened in 2011, again? ?

Minichan history has gotten too long. I prided myself on remembering a lot of it, but even I struggle to keep up now. ?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,845

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
2011 was over 8.1 years ago

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,846

@1,062,839 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I remember the original LAGHOUL/tineye/Meals/Ryan Eldridge saga was in 2011.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,955

@1,062,753 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
He wants it released

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,007

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
I said no such thing. I told you to ask them nicely to ask me.

Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,008

@previous (R)
why would you do that if you don't want your post history released

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,009

@previous (Mr. Augustine David)
I didn't say I didn't want it released. I told you to ask them nicely to ask me. No mod has come forward and asked me.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,011

@previous (R)
I'm coming forward to tell you I don't care. Thanks.

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,012

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Seems like he is a stalker by being obsessed with what's in my posting history.

introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,166

Good move on your part Fake-Anon. You don't want minichan to be some sort of internet coliseum for internet geriatrics.

Mark Twain replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,298

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,339

@1,063,166 (introman !/3ZwFHfJFI)
Why?

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,346

@1,063,166 (introman !/3ZwFHfJFI)

> Good move on your part Fake-Anon. You don't want minichan to be some sort of internet coliseum for internet geriatrics.

Yes we do

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,358

@previous (Z-9)

No we don't.

The goal is to get Minichan to the point that it is just Fake Anon talking to himself about neovaginae.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,367

@previous (F)

> No we don't.
>
> The goal is to get Minichan to the point that it is just Fake Anon talking to himself about neovaginae.

lol

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,957

@1,062,756 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Is he due another one?

Perhaps Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,960

@previous (Z-10)
Of course NOT

That was the first ban in like 4 years and that one by r04r - She gave me a pass in one instant by showing me how to evade with HER Permission

Not counting one that was an error by a mod who thought I was a clone that had gone to far and had been banned - Corrected Quickly!

Anonymous V replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,072

@previous (Perhaps Syntax)
310 UIDs, loser.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,076

@previous (V)
Climate warming


LoL

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,081

@1,065,072 (V)

> 310 UIDs, loser.

How many uids you have itt Matt?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,091

@previous (R)
So far Matt has not shown a propensity to save us all...he just is interested in his own sick shit..


Come on Matthew...Let's make a difference..

Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,305

@1,064,960 (Perhaps Syntax)
Didn't you then blame r04r for your credit card being charged $11,000 to refuel a VPN?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,318

@previous (Z-10)
May I reply for Perhaps Syntax

If you were to follow the timeline and U can with Archives U can come up with the date of the need for VPN

U wood need Mod help to find the date (assume they can but recently I discovered so much about what they CANNOT C) So I can tell you that the Old Ad for that VPN was Pulled almost in Microseconds After I followed her advice and then pointed out to her in PM discussion that she was running a Con Game because she was promoting an inferior Product and her Ethics were despicable. She QUICKLY disposed of that VPN

The Cost was totally Chump change and damn I could find the exact amount but if memory is good it was maybe $4.99? Dirt Chump change and WORTH Every Penny and she admitted she was embarrassed. Perhaps in her defense she had never tried the product herself - I have no clue but for sure she was running a Con game even IF she had no clue she was selling a BOGUS Product

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,322

@previous (Syntax)
It was PrivateInternetAccess and both of us continue to use PIA, to clarify. It's a good VPN service! And its affiliate program happens to pay in BTC, so she added a link here which made us a whopping, like, $14 in the year or so it was up.

We use StopForumSpam's blocklist now, which blocks 80% (idk, but a *lot*) of PIA's IPs though.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,329

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Does it block 310 UIDs from the same IP address?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,382

@1,065,322 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

I can prove to you it's a very crappy service. But only via PM or mail and not 2day as 2Day is just about over as LIFE OFF the Net offers so SO Much More

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,404

@1,065,318 (Syntax)
Illegible gibberish.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,422

@previous (Z-13)
His pic should be next to the term illegible gibberish in the Thesaurus.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,428

@1,065,322 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It blocks me when I use opera mini's data saving feature :(
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