Topic: ATTN: ALL USERS (BUT ESPECIALLY SYNTAX MATT AND BERT)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 6 years ago#92,607
The following have always been bannable offenses but going forward the mods will exercise no restraint. If any of you do any of the following, you will be banned for a day. Repeated infractions will lengthen subsequent bans. Ban evading will lead to a permaban (though bert is already permabanned so lol @ that being enforceable. Mods will be more diligent about re-banning going forward if stuff below is violated).
1. Doxing, or threatening to dox any member of the fora, or their friends/family
2. Repeatedly posting pictures of people on the forum that they have not themselves already posted here. Photoshops of images they posted here with added cocks or whatever are frowned upon and may be deleted but aren't bannable per se. This is largely up to mod discretion.
3. Bringing up people repeatedly in threads that have nothing to do with them. Your posts will be deleted, then if they continue, you'll be PM'd to stop, then if you keep making them, you'll get banned.
4. Contacting people's family members about internet drama is one of the most insane things you can do, and harassing people IRL is bannable. If you're trying to get them money or help that's one thing. If you're trying to dig up dirt or make their life even worse than it already is, there is no sense in that. Please do not do that. We are all here to have a good time. Let's keep things at a fun level.
I am not enforcing any of these retroactively because there isn't enough money and booze in the world to make me willing to read any already written syntax/matt/bert drama. It is all so petty and boring and absurd. Stop it. You are all adult men in your 40s or older. Start acting like it.
I don't want to ban anyone. I don't want to delete any posts. I am incredibly hands-off. You all need to behave though or I will have to start being more of a disciplinarian, and I hate doing that.
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Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,050,221
Thank you.
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,050,226
pls don't ban me
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,050,233
Can we still post the Eco in Nam pic and also the Bert quotes on Garfield pics? I would be very sad to see them go
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,050,236
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Eco posted that pic. These rules only sort of vaguely apply to Eco shit because he's so much of a complete fuckup that nothing really could make his life any worse anyway. Bertfield posts are 100% allowed and, in fact, encouraged. I'm more talking about like, people posting pics of syntax or whoever that they never gave permission to post. Matt pics generally were uploaded by him in the first place so sucks to be him, though sometimes I'll delete them if I feel like they're derailing or something like that.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,050,237
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,050,256
Cool post Fake anon.
I hate getting stressed over shit on the internet. Sometimes I do and it just makes me want to get out of the house and chill by going on a long relaxing drive.
Stress over internet crap is silly...our best course of action would be to just keep it at a fun level.
Walter joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,280
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,343
@1,050,289 (G)
ninjj_in_a_dress.jpg has always been acceptable to post
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,344
fascist
Anonymous J double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,345
i have a god given right to make fun of old retards on the internet and i demand i be allowed to express myself especially cause without all the matt and syntax back and forth this bbs is only gonna get like 3 posts a year
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,347
@previous (J)
Feel free to post shoops of Barry Goldwater and Mateo Milner ITT
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,348
I_win_forever.png
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,050,389
Topic got me to lookC where I waz on the 14th of October and I was on MC
Don't have a clue how I missed this given the Headline but will get my 2nd Cup of Triple Espresso and take that cup down to the beach for a chat with friends about this Thanksgiving cause a few very few Surfers have been invited but may invite a few more IF I can figure out how to make room for more
AND THEN Will read the rules and of course attempt to follow the new or are they old rules? I only skimmed quickly cause Espresso is needed to digest the Topic
C ya Later
Muddy Brown Eye joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,435
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,438
@previous (Muddy Brown Eye)
lol butthole (pronounced as one word)
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,441
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Now ''Exactly When has anyone posted 2Me where I fail 2Reply? Go on show me or - Well I can't tell you to fuk ur mom cause you were hatched from a cockroach egg.
@1,062,435 (Muddy Brown Eye)
If you want someone to lick ur asshole that is what Indy loves to do so go ask him for that.
And a warning - IF you do go to his Roach Coach expect some added unique Condiment in your food.
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,443
Muddy Brown Eye replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,445
@1,062,441 (Syntax)
Indy don't lie like you do so I want YOU to lick my butthole!
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,446
Now MY reading of the topic and I ask exactly where recently have eye not followed the Topic?
For instance there is this > I am not enforcing any of these retroactively because there isn't enough money and booze in the world to make me willing to read any already written syntax/matt/bert drama. It is all so petty and boring and absurd. Stop it. You are all adult men in your 40s or older. Start acting like it.
And some anon says this > Anonymous J double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,050,345
i have a god given right to make fun of old retards on the internet and i demand i be allowed to express myself especially cause without all the matt and syntax back and forth this bbs is only gonna get like 3 posts a year
I suspect Anon J was off on his or her Math - More like > this bbs is only gonna get like 300 posts a year
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,448
@1,062,443 (X)
Ah well if you look at Roach Coach rite up on the web site - It clearly says Indy lived in Kunming and we all No about the actual Crap such food contained so Indy's palate has been defined by such Crap
Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,450
@previous (Syntax)
He'll only do it if you have a young surfer boy kok Kok KOK.
Anonymous R double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,452
@1,062,448 (Syntax)
Holy fuck creep... Since you've been back, all of your, yes yours, threads have been either Matt or Bert. You really are obsessd with them.
Sandy Beach joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,468
> Holy fuck creep... Since you've been back, all of your, yes yours, threads have been either Matt or Bert. You really are obsessd with them.
He has always been like that with following Matt around. He has just lately started obsessing over Bert. It amazes me how some on here haven't figured this out yet lol
Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,533
@1,062,452 (R)
Tbh youve made two dozen topics about Bert
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,537
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Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,062,591
If you were to follow the timeline and U can with Archives U can come up with the date of the need for VPN
U wood need Mod help to find the date (assume they can but recently I discovered so much about what they CANNOT C) So I can tell you that the Old Ad for that VPN was Pulled almost in Microseconds After I followed her advice and then pointed out to her in PM discussion that she was running a Con Game because she was promoting an inferior Product and her Ethics were despicable. She QUICKLY disposed of that VPN
The Cost was totally Chump change and damn I could find the exact amount but if memory is good it was maybe $4.99? Dirt Chump change and WORTH Every Penny and she admitted she was embarrassed. Perhaps in her defense she had never tried the product herself - I have no clue but for sure she was running a Con game even IF she had no clue she was selling a BOGUS Product
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,065,322
@previous (Syntax)
It was PrivateInternetAccess and both of us continue to use PIA, to clarify. It's a good VPN service! And its affiliate program happens to pay in BTC, so she added a link here which made us a whopping, like, $14 in the year or so it was up.
We use StopForumSpam's blocklist now, which blocks 80% (idk, but a *lot*) of PIA's IPs though.
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Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,065,329
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Does it block 310 UIDs from the same IP address?
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,065,382
I can prove to you it's a very crappy service. But only via PM or mail and not 2day as 2Day is just about over as LIFE OFF the Net offers so SO Much More
Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,065,404