Minichan

Why won't he be here for 2 weeks?

Some story about some business trip that pays millions per day. The Head of Qualcomm begged him to do it because he is the only person in the world qualified.
It is top secret and possible extreme danger is expected.

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@previous (A)
Sure...ok lol

@previous (A Hungover Shit Poster ~hic~)
We also have reason to believe that it involves not only the FBI, CIA, and KGB, but also the entire Trump family.

@1,050,128 (A)
Trip is totally unrelated to anything Qualcomm currently does or is planning on doing in the near future. Beyond near future one never No's - After all the Globalstar project was a MultiBillion Dollar investment $4+ Billion founded by Qualcomm -AirTouch (Now known as Verizon) Loral - Alcatel, -Vodafone - Hyundai and Deutsche Aerospace.

No one actually completed a marketing survey to see if there was an actually need for such Satellite Service Planet Wide - Largest need of course cums from Gov Agencies (Every Gov Agency needs James Bond to phone home) So special phones are made just for such Special Agencies - Alas not that many secrete Agents use phones daily. Plus there is one and soon many competitors for business that is not large enough to support just one Satellite Phone operation.

2 The rescue are NOW Other uses such as Help I am in Deep trouble on my Daily Hike/Mountain/Climb/Ski/Trip/Avalanche/Boo-Boo/
So a terrific and dirt cheap one way press the button and help will be on the way - Could cost you a fortune to save your life but hey wots a life worth in 2days terms?

For a few more bucks you can get two way emergency service so you can text Help come get me and please take food out of freezer so when I cum home I will have something to eat cause my bones all broken and shopping will suck for a while.

And Farmers and crops and all kinds of oil rigs n stuff that needs to send data from fields way off from cell service now have cheap gadgets to send telemetry via Globalstar and soon competitors -

And add to this the MASS of companies now building 1000's of new Satellites just so people can have Internet broadband from Space - Like 10,000+ Satellites are being funded CURRENTLY. Amazon Tesla Musk - You name the Billionaires and YET Not one single Marketing Plan verify the actually customer base exists.

AND AND In USA right in my 10 Myle zone is a spin off of Qualcomm who has UP and Running Broadband from Space Viasat Corp in Carlsbad CA with 4 GEO Satellites up and one more almost ready to go - Don't ask me if I recommend this service please as one founder is a buddy who is a Swing Dancer and dat all I be saying - Yet until more better Broadband happens cause GEO's AIN'T Exactly the way to go for Internet NOR is it possible to play peer to peer games with such S L O W Connections and Voice over IP is a Joke just a Fucking Joke with HUGE Time Lag - Skype is a No Go for instance.

Bottom line is my trip may have once been related to Qualcomm back when they used Globalstar as bases to develop 4G under Other peoples money and Globalstar is set to go for 5G 6G because from GetGo it's just super wide Pipeline dat don't care what you send up or get down as there is NO limit currently to what you can shove into the Pipeline IF YOU are authorized 2Do such.

I AM LoL - I can grab a NetFlix anything and send it on its way to places NetFlix is a NoGo - There are currently a few Ruskies in Siberia who get to watch stuff via Globalstar and of all places in the Old KGB now renamed new Ruskie Security Headquarters (FSB & FSK) cause that is where ALL Globalstar equipment is located ALL Over Russia Landscape -

ONLY By Co~Wink~e~Dink those massive buildings and they are HUGE Just HUGE Monsters - Large enough to house mass of Satellite Antennas for Globalstar as well as KGB ooooops I mean FSB - FSK needs as well.

The Central Office for Landlines and All Cellphone operations are also headquartered nice cosy comfy with KGB oooops

In Siberia which borders China. the landscape has Mass of Antennas pointing at China that goes on and on and on for 100's of miles - Very impressive if one is in2 Antenna Design and all visible from the main road way.

Bottom line is my trip is demanded by the Insurance company that insures Satellites - Just routine stuff - Papers to sign - Contract to lookC - A test that has to be witnessed by an Independent Person and signed Off - Not exactly Challenging work for sure. I am even going to be gifted a Hand Stamp can you imagine such with current technology? Been like 60 years since I have used a Hand Stamp in work.

And because this all requires a Horrid Long Plane Ride - Hell the Trip from Louisiana to Kazakhstan is a FUCKING 21 hours Plus and that is IF the connections work out without delay which from my experience via LA or San Francisco is like NEVER on time Never near 21 hours more like One day overnight is some horrid place and then re board AND For such waste of my time - Someone gets billed for all those hours and I have a house to rebuild in Cambridge Mass so I will still cum out behind the curve - BUTTTT I get a Paid Vacation 2SumPlace real nice

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@previous (Syntax)
Illegible gibberish.