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Topic: How do I lose 40 lbs?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,395

I am obese.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,048,625

@OPenis
Stop shovelling grease and butter into your mouth 24/7 and start eating real food. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,626

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Grease and butter are the two major food groups that people should eat.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,630

@OP
I once lost 150 pounds of ugly fat in one day.

My wife left me.

green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,632

You need to keep eating. Eat even more than you are now! Eventually you will reach critical mass and implode in on yourself like a black hole.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,647

@1,048,626 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Suck my fartbox. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,675

a big poop

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,678

Some would day tuberculosis is a fine way.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,679

@previous (G)
Syntax never fails to mention that method.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,681

Eat healthy foods and lightly exercise, slowly increasing intensity. Begin by walking at moderate speed for thirty minutes a day. Replace soda with water.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,683

@1,048,626 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Unironically this. I'm hundreds of pounds lighter than I could, in theory, be.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,691

@1,048,647 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am busy eating my grease covered lard deep fried in oil, thanks.
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Isn't everyone???

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,694

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

The people on shows like My 600lb Life are not.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,695

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
They could easily be 800 or 900 imo.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,705

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,706

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
Take down that picture of me immediately.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,707

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Congratulations, that's the hardest I've laughed all day.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,710

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
You must have had one hell of a bad day.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,711

@previous (F)

Not appreciating Fake Anon's unique brand of humor is a ban worthy offense.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,713

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
Shut up Hyperlink

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,714

@previous (L)

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