Topic: What was syntax doing 11 years ago
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,394
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,048,617
Geocities is still around?
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,629
applying for social security
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,633
@OP
What were you doing 11 years ago?
I hope “archiving everything a person posted on an obscure Internet bulletin board” isn’t your answer.
What were you doing 11 years ago?
I hope “archiving everything a person posted on an obscure Internet bulletin board” isn’t your answer.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,648
He was living in your mind rent free Matt.
P.S. Oh look! Another thread about syntax made by Matt the stalker!
P.S. Oh look! Another thread about syntax made by Matt the stalker!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,655
When he called Syntax a "Toothless, Adult Incontinence product -wearing, game show-watching motherfucker." that fucking cracked me up! The masked bastard could verbally lash out with a vengeance.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,661
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,662
> "bet ur still upset ur bf fake indy got banned eh"
Matt were you and that bastard bed buddies or was it just every now and then.
What were you banned for?
Matt were you and that bastard bed buddies or was it just every now and then.
What were you banned for?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,670
Looks like Matt and Masked Bastard had a lovers quarrel.
Date: 09:15:06 on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Fake Indy @ The Dump & The DOOKIE Board
This guy has got alot of time and SEMEN on his hands. No need to wonder why. He likes to quarrel for petty rights to message boards he has no control over. I laugh at this CUM DEPOSIT FAGGOT everyday.
Fake Indy used to lurk over at Bianca's Daily Dump before they got sick of the SHIT and closed the FUCKER down on him. He thinks he's a master poem of some type, but he's a educated idiot and a pariah.
He keeps me laughing to no end.
Date: 09:15:06 on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Fake Indy @ The Dump & The DOOKIE Board
This guy has got alot of time and SEMEN on his hands. No need to wonder why. He likes to quarrel for petty rights to message boards he has no control over. I laugh at this CUM DEPOSIT FAGGOT everyday.
Fake Indy used to lurk over at Bianca's Daily Dump before they got sick of the SHIT and closed the FUCKER down on him. He thinks he's a master poem of some type, but he's a educated idiot and a pariah.
He keeps me laughing to no end.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,673
@previous (J)
lol we used to be enemies, and then we united against Syntax when he started stalking us and our families.
lol we used to be enemies, and then we united against Syntax when he started stalking us and our families.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,676
Mora oldie but goodies about Matt.
> I like the women pooping thing, but Fake Indy takes about eating feces from underage girls and that's where I draw the line.
@previous (H)
Date: 21:18:02 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I gotta say, I like that banner pic
I have to agree. I don't know if that's really Indy the Gay, but I like the inference.
Date: 19:23:01 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: What did Indy do to get BANNED?
I just want to know, because now he's over at my board proclaiming that his right were taken, blah blah blah...
Date: 19:11:21 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Free Comrade Indy!
BAN THAT ASSHOLE FOR LIFE!!!
Date: 00:58:01 on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I admit
I like the women pooping thing, but Fake Indy takes about eating feces from underage girls and that's where I draw the line.
Date: 11:33:31 on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: The truth is...@DEVIL's Cool
Dude, I'm a poet, screenwriter, a half-decent short story buff, but one of the things that I am NOT is a PERV that targets young girls.
I like women, fully grown. If Fake Indy likes biting into green bananas, that's his thing. It's true that we have much in common as far as aptitude, but that's about it. He claims to have a PhD, but he sounds like he has a BA in B.S.
I don't buy that garbage about where he's from, because I could truly care less. It's not where you're from, it's where you are. Fake Indy knows that he's in a SHITLOAD of trouble with me and several others in my camp.
He likes to play little BULLSHIT GAMES with people, but I am not the one for it. I will gladly hand his ASS to him time after time if it means making an example out of him.
So, to answer your question, NO I DO NOT SHARE THE SAME POOP FETISH INTERESTS AS FAKE INDY. MINE ARE GEARED MORE TOWARD GROWN WOMEN, NOT LITTLE GIRLS.
I got nothing against you, Devil's Cool. Or do I call you Def? Is that one of your handle names? Because Fake Indy seems to hate you so much that he posts all of these messages at other fora saying that you are stalking him.
So fill me in on the history of you two...
> I like the women pooping thing, but Fake Indy takes about eating feces from underage girls and that's where I draw the line.
@previous (H)
Date: 21:18:02 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I gotta say, I like that banner pic
I have to agree. I don't know if that's really Indy the Gay, but I like the inference.
Date: 19:23:01 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: What did Indy do to get BANNED?
I just want to know, because now he's over at my board proclaiming that his right were taken, blah blah blah...
Date: 19:11:21 on Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Free Comrade Indy!
BAN THAT ASSHOLE FOR LIFE!!!
Date: 00:58:01 on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I admit
I like the women pooping thing, but Fake Indy takes about eating feces from underage girls and that's where I draw the line.
Date: 11:33:31 on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: The truth is...@DEVIL's Cool
Dude, I'm a poet, screenwriter, a half-decent short story buff, but one of the things that I am NOT is a PERV that targets young girls.
I like women, fully grown. If Fake Indy likes biting into green bananas, that's his thing. It's true that we have much in common as far as aptitude, but that's about it. He claims to have a PhD, but he sounds like he has a BA in B.S.
I don't buy that garbage about where he's from, because I could truly care less. It's not where you're from, it's where you are. Fake Indy knows that he's in a SHITLOAD of trouble with me and several others in my camp.
He likes to play little BULLSHIT GAMES with people, but I am not the one for it. I will gladly hand his ASS to him time after time if it means making an example out of him.
So, to answer your question, NO I DO NOT SHARE THE SAME POOP FETISH INTERESTS AS FAKE INDY. MINE ARE GEARED MORE TOWARD GROWN WOMEN, NOT LITTLE GIRLS.
I got nothing against you, Devil's Cool. Or do I call you Def? Is that one of your handle names? Because Fake Indy seems to hate you so much that he posts all of these messages at other fora saying that you are stalking him.
So fill me in on the history of you two...
Anonymous K double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,677
Mora lolDate: 11:37:57 on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: That's not my cock...
Mine is much thicker. But that is what Fake Indy desires from me, and I thought that I'd give him something t masturbate to before he turned into Juliessa.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,680
Gross
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,685
On MC Matt denies he was working on his PhD...
@previous (L)
Date: 17:40:23 on Thursday, December 06, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: To EVERYONE Here
I have been obnoxious over the years. I have been rude, crude, and sometimes downright mean. I have been the ultimate forum troll. I want you all to know, though, the final truth about me. My name is Matt. I am a University Instructor (not a real professor yet) who is working on his PhD. I am also a writer who has two books published, but I cannot give my pen name because people would associate it with scatology. I want you all to know that, right now, from the cockles of my heart, I sincerely apologize to anyone and everyone I have ever done the slightest unkindness to, and I love you all very much.
@previous (L)
Date: 17:40:23 on Thursday, December 06, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: To EVERYONE Here
I have been obnoxious over the years. I have been rude, crude, and sometimes downright mean. I have been the ultimate forum troll. I want you all to know, though, the final truth about me. My name is Matt. I am a University Instructor (not a real professor yet) who is working on his PhD. I am also a writer who has two books published, but I cannot give my pen name because people would associate it with scatology. I want you all to know that, right now, from the cockles of my heart, I sincerely apologize to anyone and everyone I have ever done the slightest unkindness to, and I love you all very much.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,686
riding sonny bono's frozen corpse thru the trees on thee FYNE FYNE FYNE powder of Heavenly Ski Resort
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,687
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,688
> but I cannot give my pen name because people would associate it with scatology.Date: 18:59:39 on Saturday, December 08, 2007
Name: Mental Ward Rehab
Subject: Indy, stop with the threats
I unbanned you in good faith, and you promised that you wouldn't start this shit again.
It's been a hectic few days, I'm tired and really don't need this. Over the last couple of days, some of us have been working hard to work out an alternative, and 99% of everyone else has been supportive and reinforcing the real Ward community spirit that I didn't think we'd see again. While you're the 1% still obsessing and making threats.
Guess which group of people won't be banned?
Date: 12:14:35 on Sunday, December 09, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Indy, stop with the threats
Should I start the tow truck?
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,690
@1,048,686 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
> riding sonny bono's frozen corpse thru the trees on thee FYNE FYNE FYNE powder of Heavenly Ski Resort
lmfao
> riding sonny bono's frozen corpse thru the trees on thee FYNE FYNE FYNE powder of Heavenly Ski Resort
lmfao
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,692
Anonymous G triple-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,696
Hey Indy remember this one? You had bought that Yaris and started talking about it non stop. MB kept telling you to shut up about that fucking car..but naturally you kept going. Then he posted this picture to let you know what he thought of your new Yaris lololDodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,697
Thanks for posting this, haven't seen this before.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,698
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,701
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,702
Date: 00:31:40 on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: DEF is NOT Guilty
Matt, you're the one who posts stories about being pretending to be a woman while you're BANGED by a guy in your ASS after a long day at a work.
Nobody really loves you, Fake Indy. You can't even name one female that has ever given herself to you, because you know in your heart that you are too weird and disgusting to ever keep a gf...you are still a magnet for female rejection. Don't you ever forget that as long as you live, you fucking queer.
Date: 03:11:26 on Friday, December 21, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: It Sucks To Be Unloved
It really sucks to have no family and no romance in one's life. I mean, it really, really sucks, to the point of making a person wish he were dead. Is anyone here in this situation?
Date: 01:10:43 on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: It Sucks To Be Indy the Great
yeppers
Date: 00:09:54 on Friday, December 21, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Party was a Dud
There were plenty of women who wanted me, but I turned them all down.
Date: 20:52:40 on Monday, December 24, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Christmas Eve
Since I do not really have a family, I am going out tonight after an absinthe binge (with wormwood). I am gong to be so damn confident after the other night that I am going to go talk to every fucking girl in the bar and woo her with my confidence, then choose one to bring home! LIFE ROCKS!
Date: 15:16:07 on Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Reality Check
Drugs will never make you acceptable in the eyes of others, namely the opposite sex. Using controled substances to woo females can BACKFIRE drastically.
Women aren't dumb, Fake Indy. They can tell when you think you've got it like that, and then that's when the woman will CRUSH YOUR HEART and PRIDE and leave you broken and back at one.
Dude, trust me. Be yourself. Love yourself first, that way when these bitches do dump you, you'll be able to move on...because it's her loss. Go ahead and be proud...women know how to cater to an ego right before they shatter it, sweep it up and hand back to you in your own dustpan of self-pity.
Be yourself, Matty Boy. Find somebody (preferably a fully-grown, naturally born female) as fucked up as you are and settle down.
Date: 20:34:50 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: FUCK YOU (opps)
And I mean that with all goodness and kindness. I know that I meant to post it, but know I'm taking it back like it never happened at all.
FUCK YOU, FAKE INDY!!!
Opps. I did it again. That was uncalled for, and you did not deserve that.
FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT HOME PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Oh, shit. There it goes again. But I'm still sorry for it. Really. From the bottom of my heart with all repentance and forgiveness...
YOU STUPID CUNT!!! I HOPE YOUR YARIS SKIDS OFF THE ROAD AND INTO A LAKE OF FLESH-EATING MENSTRUAL GOOP!!!! DAMN YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!
Oh man. I just keep right on offending people and then I apologize later on when I shouldn't have carried out the bullshit in the first place.
Are you getting my drift, Indy?
*Full-fledged Tourettes*
FUCK CUNT SHIT-STAIN STINK FINGER OPEN UP YOUR ANUS, STICK A DICK INSIDE, PUSSY LIPS, CUM FACE, FAGGOT-FUDGE PACKER, SPERM-GUZZLER!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry again, guys.
FAGGOTY, PIECE OF PUKE LOAF, FECES-EATING POOR EXCUSE FOR A MALE CROSS DRESSER!!!!
So I am very sorry and I hope you can forgive me.
Date: 01:02:09 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: I Am Lovesick
And it hurts.
Date: 02:00:38 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: Magda
Subject: Re: I Am Lovesick
With a 13-year old?
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: DEF is NOT Guilty
Matt, you're the one who posts stories about being pretending to be a woman while you're BANGED by a guy in your ASS after a long day at a work.
Nobody really loves you, Fake Indy. You can't even name one female that has ever given herself to you, because you know in your heart that you are too weird and disgusting to ever keep a gf...you are still a magnet for female rejection. Don't you ever forget that as long as you live, you fucking queer.
Date: 03:11:26 on Friday, December 21, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: It Sucks To Be Unloved
It really sucks to have no family and no romance in one's life. I mean, it really, really sucks, to the point of making a person wish he were dead. Is anyone here in this situation?
Date: 01:10:43 on Sunday, December 23, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: It Sucks To Be Indy the Great
yeppers
Date: 00:09:54 on Friday, December 21, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Party was a Dud
There were plenty of women who wanted me, but I turned them all down.
Date: 20:52:40 on Monday, December 24, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Christmas Eve
Since I do not really have a family, I am going out tonight after an absinthe binge (with wormwood). I am gong to be so damn confident after the other night that I am going to go talk to every fucking girl in the bar and woo her with my confidence, then choose one to bring home! LIFE ROCKS!
Date: 15:16:07 on Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Reality Check
Drugs will never make you acceptable in the eyes of others, namely the opposite sex. Using controled substances to woo females can BACKFIRE drastically.
Women aren't dumb, Fake Indy. They can tell when you think you've got it like that, and then that's when the woman will CRUSH YOUR HEART and PRIDE and leave you broken and back at one.
Dude, trust me. Be yourself. Love yourself first, that way when these bitches do dump you, you'll be able to move on...because it's her loss. Go ahead and be proud...women know how to cater to an ego right before they shatter it, sweep it up and hand back to you in your own dustpan of self-pity.
Be yourself, Matty Boy. Find somebody (preferably a fully-grown, naturally born female) as fucked up as you are and settle down.
Date: 20:34:50 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: FUCK YOU (opps)
And I mean that with all goodness and kindness. I know that I meant to post it, but know I'm taking it back like it never happened at all.
FUCK YOU, FAKE INDY!!!
Opps. I did it again. That was uncalled for, and you did not deserve that.
FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT HOME PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Oh, shit. There it goes again. But I'm still sorry for it. Really. From the bottom of my heart with all repentance and forgiveness...
YOU STUPID CUNT!!! I HOPE YOUR YARIS SKIDS OFF THE ROAD AND INTO A LAKE OF FLESH-EATING MENSTRUAL GOOP!!!! DAMN YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!
Oh man. I just keep right on offending people and then I apologize later on when I shouldn't have carried out the bullshit in the first place.
Are you getting my drift, Indy?
*Full-fledged Tourettes*
FUCK CUNT SHIT-STAIN STINK FINGER OPEN UP YOUR ANUS, STICK A DICK INSIDE, PUSSY LIPS, CUM FACE, FAGGOT-FUDGE PACKER, SPERM-GUZZLER!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry again, guys.
FAGGOTY, PIECE OF PUKE LOAF, FECES-EATING POOR EXCUSE FOR A MALE CROSS DRESSER!!!!
So I am very sorry and I hope you can forgive me.
Date: 01:02:09 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: I Am Lovesick
And it hurts.
Date: 02:00:38 on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Name: Magda
Subject: Re: I Am Lovesick
With a 13-year old?
Anonymous K double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,703
Date: 03:03:55 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}
Def is so friggin funny and honest that it hurts to laugh. By the way Def, why are you called Def? What does @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}} mean? Just curious and you never answered me the first time just before Fake Indy got banned from the Ward.
Date: 10:56:50 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}
because he used to be Devil's Exotic Firestorm...DEF for short..
Date: 21:04:40 on Friday, December 28, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Def?
I just want you to know that I love you as a fellow human being, I apologize for everything, I forgive you for everything, and I wish you only the best.
Date: 03:06:31 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: The needle is spiking.
Date: 19:28:56 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Message to Henry
Last top level for now I promise. Henry, I just want you to know what a good guy and all-around gentleman I think you are. For all of the crap I have caused over the years, you are civilized and gentlemanly enough to let me post again, and that means alot to me. You are a true gent, truly fair and honest, and I thank you for that. I know Def will enter this thread and accuse me of lying etc., but I really mean it man. Thanks.
Date: 05:32:06 on Sunday, December 30, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Def is the least of your worries
MMUUUUUHHHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}
Def is so friggin funny and honest that it hurts to laugh. By the way Def, why are you called Def? What does @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}} mean? Just curious and you never answered me the first time just before Fake Indy got banned from the Ward.
Date: 10:56:50 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}
because he used to be Devil's Exotic Firestorm...DEF for short..
Date: 21:04:40 on Friday, December 28, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Def?
I just want you to know that I love you as a fellow human being, I apologize for everything, I forgive you for everything, and I wish you only the best.
Date: 03:06:31 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: The needle is spiking.
Date: 19:28:56 on Saturday, December 29, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Message to Henry
Last top level for now I promise. Henry, I just want you to know what a good guy and all-around gentleman I think you are. For all of the crap I have caused over the years, you are civilized and gentlemanly enough to let me post again, and that means alot to me. You are a true gent, truly fair and honest, and I thank you for that. I know Def will enter this thread and accuse me of lying etc., but I really mean it man. Thanks.
Date: 05:32:06 on Sunday, December 30, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Def is the least of your worries
MMUUUUUHHHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!
Anonymous K triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,704
Date: 23:29:48 on Sunday, December 30, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Next Saturday
Well, next Saturday, I have a Latin dancing date. The thing is, I technically have three girls who are planning to go with me. Obviously, I can only choose one. One is a blonde massage therapist who is sort of a bitch. The other is a hot stripper whom I have known for years, but who is super cool, really funny, and a blast to hang out with. The other is a girl I just met, a real estate agent who is very cute with brunette hair, but is part Mexican but does not look it. Of all three, the real estate girl seems most interested in me. The thing though is that she just broke off an engagement. But on the good side, that means she might be on the rebound, which would mean rebound sex for me, and I am happy to be the rebound man. But I actually like her and am interested in her. The thing about the stripper is that we get along great and really have fun together, but I do not know, if we dated, if I could handcle other men look at her nude etc. So what is your advice? I also met a teacher and got her email address, but she never replied to my email, and the 19 year old I made out with turned out to be a flake and a real bitch. I need help! I have never had this many women to deal with at once! And you know what I account it to? The absinthe gave me confidence enough to just walk up to any girl in the bar and start talking to her and joking with her and being really confident, and they seemed to like that. I just hope that I can be that confident without the absinthe, because the shit costs $50 per bottle, and I cannot afford that! My barista pay cannot afford such a luxurious habit. Ok, please give me your advice, and please no smartass answers. I really need some help here.
Date: 01:42:01 on Monday, December 31, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Next Saturday
Ask her if you can sniff her girlfarts and eat her girlturds. Just be open and honest with her; she'll understand. Trust me.
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Next Saturday
Well, next Saturday, I have a Latin dancing date. The thing is, I technically have three girls who are planning to go with me. Obviously, I can only choose one. One is a blonde massage therapist who is sort of a bitch. The other is a hot stripper whom I have known for years, but who is super cool, really funny, and a blast to hang out with. The other is a girl I just met, a real estate agent who is very cute with brunette hair, but is part Mexican but does not look it. Of all three, the real estate girl seems most interested in me. The thing though is that she just broke off an engagement. But on the good side, that means she might be on the rebound, which would mean rebound sex for me, and I am happy to be the rebound man. But I actually like her and am interested in her. The thing about the stripper is that we get along great and really have fun together, but I do not know, if we dated, if I could handcle other men look at her nude etc. So what is your advice? I also met a teacher and got her email address, but she never replied to my email, and the 19 year old I made out with turned out to be a flake and a real bitch. I need help! I have never had this many women to deal with at once! And you know what I account it to? The absinthe gave me confidence enough to just walk up to any girl in the bar and start talking to her and joking with her and being really confident, and they seemed to like that. I just hope that I can be that confident without the absinthe, because the shit costs $50 per bottle, and I cannot afford that! My barista pay cannot afford such a luxurious habit. Ok, please give me your advice, and please no smartass answers. I really need some help here.
Date: 01:42:01 on Monday, December 31, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Next Saturday
Ask her if you can sniff her girlfarts and eat her girlturds. Just be open and honest with her; she'll understand. Trust me.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,708
Someone is a wee obsessed.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,712
Date: 20:17:35 on Monday, December 31, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Happy New Year
Bonne Annee a tous! I hope everyine enjoys their New Year's Eve! I shall be going to a house party first, where we shall engage on an absinthe binge one last time for the year. Then we shall go downtown to the bars, where I shall chat with all of the many fyne ladies and get a stack of phone numbers. I am going to have to make an Excel chart to keep track of all of the phone numbers, names, and dates that I have! I wish everyone the happiest New Year, and may next year be filled with blessing and hope. I send special shout-outs to:
1. Asram: when I was younger, I got off cocaine. You can do it, man. I am all behind you, and I know you can kick the demons that haunt you. Remember, one day at a time.
2. Henry: thank you for being such a gentleman and a decent chap as to let me post again. I will not forget your kindness.
4. Masked Bastard: I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me, but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect.
5. Def: I know you hate me and consider me your mortal enemy and want to destroy me, and I used to feel the same about you. But I have much soul searching the past few months, and my doctor has adjusted my medications and they are really making me stable now, and just want you to know that I would like to make amends with you, to bury the hatchet, to start over respecting each other. Take that how you want it. It is just the way I feel.
6. Sandy, what can I say? For years you have provided a great place on the internet. Thank you for your class and kindness in allowing the Ward to continue.
7. Burf: we have had our disagreements, but as fellow writers, why don't we bury the hatchet and start over, and be friends?
8. Inferno: thanks for all the great car advice. I really appreciate it, and you are obviously very knowlegeable. I promise I will quite the fat jokes and I hope we can be friends.
Well, I love you all, and I hope you have a safe, FUN night! I am off to my absinthe den! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Love, Indy
Reply
Date: 08:37:52 on Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Fuck you, Fake Indy
"I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me"
Let me refresh your memory, faggot: 2004, Bianca's Smut Shack, Bianca's Bathroom, The Daily Dump. All of your bullshit tough talk, FBI threats, flooding, scat posts with under age girls, stealing handle names, starting trouble between other members, thriving off of the confusion and turmoil you caused there...making racist and derogatory comments toward me and other posters because we refuse to bow down and worship your stupid, self-centered, sexual failure ass.
No, motherfucker. You know damn well where the origin begins, because he typed it into existence. You're always saying sorry, but you don't really mean it. The moment the moderators at any board slack off, you start your bullshit up again. You can play like you love everybody, but we all know that you just care about greasing your own little limp noodle dick to get your rocks off on how great and powerful you think you are. Nothing about you has changed, cock snot.
"but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect"
Calling me a "negro" and a "coward" is your idea of respect. You're so lucky Def won't give me your personal info. You think Def is a stalking? Motherfucker you have no clue what I can do. You better be happy that Def is just poking at your remains with a stick. I'd back over your roadkill ass with my Ford Explorer a dozen times before the flies and maggots return to finish off your putrid soul. You lie way too much about yourself and you're so fucked up that you believe your own lies and want others to believe those lies with you.
No, asshole. Tis the season to finish you off. You stop being a yeast-loaded cunt and the attacks on your character online will cease. You keep on posting the shit you're posting and the bloodshed shall continue. If you want to help the problem at hand, stay the fuck off the Internet. if you want to continue to get ass raped with words, keep right on doing what you're doing.
MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Happy New Year
Bonne Annee a tous! I hope everyine enjoys their New Year's Eve! I shall be going to a house party first, where we shall engage on an absinthe binge one last time for the year. Then we shall go downtown to the bars, where I shall chat with all of the many fyne ladies and get a stack of phone numbers. I am going to have to make an Excel chart to keep track of all of the phone numbers, names, and dates that I have! I wish everyone the happiest New Year, and may next year be filled with blessing and hope. I send special shout-outs to:
1. Asram: when I was younger, I got off cocaine. You can do it, man. I am all behind you, and I know you can kick the demons that haunt you. Remember, one day at a time.
2. Henry: thank you for being such a gentleman and a decent chap as to let me post again. I will not forget your kindness.
4. Masked Bastard: I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me, but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect.
5. Def: I know you hate me and consider me your mortal enemy and want to destroy me, and I used to feel the same about you. But I have much soul searching the past few months, and my doctor has adjusted my medications and they are really making me stable now, and just want you to know that I would like to make amends with you, to bury the hatchet, to start over respecting each other. Take that how you want it. It is just the way I feel.
6. Sandy, what can I say? For years you have provided a great place on the internet. Thank you for your class and kindness in allowing the Ward to continue.
7. Burf: we have had our disagreements, but as fellow writers, why don't we bury the hatchet and start over, and be friends?
8. Inferno: thanks for all the great car advice. I really appreciate it, and you are obviously very knowlegeable. I promise I will quite the fat jokes and I hope we can be friends.
Well, I love you all, and I hope you have a safe, FUN night! I am off to my absinthe den! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Love, Indy
Reply
Date: 08:37:52 on Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Fuck you, Fake Indy
"I am not sure the actual origin of your hatred for me"
Let me refresh your memory, faggot: 2004, Bianca's Smut Shack, Bianca's Bathroom, The Daily Dump. All of your bullshit tough talk, FBI threats, flooding, scat posts with under age girls, stealing handle names, starting trouble between other members, thriving off of the confusion and turmoil you caused there...making racist and derogatory comments toward me and other posters because we refuse to bow down and worship your stupid, self-centered, sexual failure ass.
No, motherfucker. You know damn well where the origin begins, because he typed it into existence. You're always saying sorry, but you don't really mean it. The moment the moderators at any board slack off, you start your bullshit up again. You can play like you love everybody, but we all know that you just care about greasing your own little limp noodle dick to get your rocks off on how great and powerful you think you are. Nothing about you has changed, cock snot.
"but I hope and pray that, in this New Year, we may have a new beginning and begin to treat one another with respect"
Calling me a "negro" and a "coward" is your idea of respect. You're so lucky Def won't give me your personal info. You think Def is a stalking? Motherfucker you have no clue what I can do. You better be happy that Def is just poking at your remains with a stick. I'd back over your roadkill ass with my Ford Explorer a dozen times before the flies and maggots return to finish off your putrid soul. You lie way too much about yourself and you're so fucked up that you believe your own lies and want others to believe those lies with you.
No, asshole. Tis the season to finish you off. You stop being a yeast-loaded cunt and the attacks on your character online will cease. You keep on posting the shit you're posting and the bloodshed shall continue. If you want to help the problem at hand, stay the fuck off the Internet. if you want to continue to get ass raped with words, keep right on doing what you're doing.
MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,717
I forgot about the absinthe era ha ha..the green fairy!
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,752
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,767
Great question. If its a hot tech issue speed is everything with minimum of text and lots of short cuts. Most here are used to those short cuts like inb4 etc. I grew up as a child on them for Ham Radio Morse code. There is a tight protocol on what is ok and what is NOT.
If its business communication, and I have time, I have editors on call 24/7 - Several for strictly business sans technical and a couple of expensive technical editors. One friend who lives up the hillside I can run to if need be to lay out printed pages. She works out of her home office and used to work New York city publications on a huge scale.
Now to be 100% honest, there are times when I decide to go it bareback and with tyme and energy I can churn out something legible yet that comes at a risk of course. None of my clients know I am Dyslexic.
Now with so many famous people admitting to this problem I am no longer worried about being busted.
At UCLA and USC I also paid for editors and or had GF's and later my Wife back in married years who was super with English. The one worry I still have is Syntax errors on commands I send to Satellites or even a Ground based system like Verizon.
ADDING with edit - the super high risk is that if a Satellite has an emergency issue like lose of fuel from a valve, then there is no tyme to type the 5 or 8 codes and usually its 15 to 25 so I have an override and then there is no saftey net.
One Engineer who will never work in this industry ever again, received a loss of fuel alarm and needed to close a valve. He pondered weather to do the over ride and by the tyme he made up his mind - all fuel ran out of the GEO.
1/3 of Planet Earth pagers would not work for several days. Loss of Billion dollars ++
So yes I do worry.
Syntax errors that end up as the Wrong Code Wood be a disaster if I wanted to tell a Satellite to move 30CM and instead moved it 30 Miles and OTHERS have made that kind of error.
Rare because a command code that is rated important requires at least 5 separate commands to do just one thing. Not a repeat of the command. Example of one real AT&T command.
<EXSLP:SPG=spg;
<IMMCT:SPG=spg;
<:IMCSP;
:END;
This is only four instructions to do just one thing with the safety of having all four different. I said 5 instructions = One command and in this case and I am working on this one at the moment - Its so critical that the 5th instruction requires Three more instructions ( A CPU instruction that really means 100's of separate CPU's will have code changed.) Mission Critical because one error would crash all of Los Angeles Cell use.
The symbol ..< is a symbol not a Syntax quote bbs parameter
If its business communication, and I have time, I have editors on call 24/7 - Several for strictly business sans technical and a couple of expensive technical editors. One friend who lives up the hillside I can run to if need be to lay out printed pages. She works out of her home office and used to work New York city publications on a huge scale.
Now to be 100% honest, there are times when I decide to go it bareback and with tyme and energy I can churn out something legible yet that comes at a risk of course. None of my clients know I am Dyslexic.
Now with so many famous people admitting to this problem I am no longer worried about being busted.
At UCLA and USC I also paid for editors and or had GF's and later my Wife back in married years who was super with English. The one worry I still have is Syntax errors on commands I send to Satellites or even a Ground based system like Verizon.
ADDING with edit - the super high risk is that if a Satellite has an emergency issue like lose of fuel from a valve, then there is no tyme to type the 5 or 8 codes and usually its 15 to 25 so I have an override and then there is no saftey net.
One Engineer who will never work in this industry ever again, received a loss of fuel alarm and needed to close a valve. He pondered weather to do the over ride and by the tyme he made up his mind - all fuel ran out of the GEO.
1/3 of Planet Earth pagers would not work for several days. Loss of Billion dollars ++
So yes I do worry.
Syntax errors that end up as the Wrong Code Wood be a disaster if I wanted to tell a Satellite to move 30CM and instead moved it 30 Miles and OTHERS have made that kind of error.
Rare because a command code that is rated important requires at least 5 separate commands to do just one thing. Not a repeat of the command. Example of one real AT&T command.
<EXSLP:SPG=spg;
<IMMCT:SPG=spg;
<:IMCSP;
:END;
This is only four instructions to do just one thing with the safety of having all four different. I said 5 instructions = One command and in this case and I am working on this one at the moment - Its so critical that the 5th instruction requires Three more instructions ( A CPU instruction that really means 100's of separate CPU's will have code changed.) Mission Critical because one error would crash all of Los Angeles Cell use.
The symbol ..< is a symbol not a Syntax quote bbs parameter
