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Topic: Kook, have you ever had a sasquatch/skunk ape encounter?

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 started this discussion 6 years ago #92,384

If so, please tell me about it. Thanks.

Sara joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,048,500

Externally hosted imageI did and I ended up taking 12 inches of Bigfoot dick

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,622

No but I hope that I do one day

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,639

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Me too.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,649

@1,048,622 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I thought you hated monkeys.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,666

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,720

@1,048,649 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I don't like surprise monkeys

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,734

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Sasquatches and skunk apes are surprise monkeys pretty much by definition.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,739

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Most people who have encountered a sasquatch say they are more human-like than ape-like.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,741

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
From a cladistic perspective, humans and apes are all, in fact, monkeys. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,744

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Wait, are you telling me all the rickrolls have also been monkeyrolls all along??

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,747

@previous (F)
Tetrpodrolls. Thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,750

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh, with a d4? Like when rolling damage for a magic missile?

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,759

@1,048,741 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Humans are not apes, we just share a common ancestor. If you go back far enough, all mammals share the same common ancestor. Does that make us squirrels too?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,765

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
lololnono

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
-George Carlin

With that - Looking out the window I see 4FT peaks in Surf & albeit I got in 2 1/2 hours this AM it b time to give my Ocean Blue in Cardiff by the Sea, another couple of hours - Air and water temp is exactly the same at momento 66 degrees = 18.9 C

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,768

@1,048,759 (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
No, you absolute mora. It makes us, and all other mammalae, synapsids. Thanks.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,779

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

But by your logic, we are apes because we shared a common ancestor. So that means we are also squirrels, rabbits, mice, and every other mammal. At least if you go by the logic you used to say that humans are apes.

Here's an article to help you understand why you are wrong, hopefully the big words don't deter you from reading it.
http://johnhawks.net/weblog/topics/phylogeny/taxonomy/humans-arent-apes-2012.html

@1,048,765 (Syntax)

Wtf are you talking about? What does any of that have to do with this topic? Go to bed, it was around 3AM in California when you made this post.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,780

@previous (Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1)
Shut up Hyperlink

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,781

@previous (B)

No.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,800

@1,048,734 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
But when you are in the back woods, you are mentally ready for it

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,808

@1,048,622 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I might do you one day.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,862

@previous (H)
Maybe you will and permanently scar us both

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,879

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Maybe you will and permanently scar us both more than we already are

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,903

@previous (H)
Truth

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,028

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