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Topic: Greens Darkest Secret: Varanasi Voiding

Indy the Great started this discussion 6 years ago #92,371

Green was eating spicy potato curry in Varanasi while worshipping Vishnu in a temple. Suddenly, his stomach started rumbling. He ran out into a filthy back alley and dropped his pants, about to have massive diarrhea. Just then, the Vishnu idol came to life! It ran to Green and began to lick his anus. Green could not hold it: he blasted out diarrhea all over the idol. He had laid a squish poo, on the Vishnu.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,048,416

The Vishnu screamed, "Holy Ardhanarishvara! That was quite a performance! Are you interested in producing it as a play? What shall we call it?"

Without a moment's hesitation, Green replied, "Why, The Indian Aristocrats, of course!"

And thus began a new era of Scat-performae-art (pronounced as one word) which swept the nation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,417

@previous (B)
lol The Maharaja!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,419

@previous (A)
lol. The Brahmins!

green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,048,543

LOL
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