Ex-Fanboi started this discussion 15 years ago#923
I just want a fucking Macbook, but as soon as I buy one, the next fucking day you will come out with a better one for the same fucking price! WHEN, FUCKING WHEN, will you release the next ones you fuckers? I can fucking WAIT YOU OUT!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,005
> I just want a fucking Macbook
That requires money. Therefore, your point is moot.
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,007
> I just want a fucking Macbook
Not my fault you're a tremendous faggot.
zeke !KOEPPzS0js joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,023
Stealing is free.
Captain Obvious replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,024
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You'd wonder what you would ever do without me.
Ex-Fanboi (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,033
@18,023 (zeke !KOEPPzS0js)
How could I pull off a Best Buy heist? They keep them behind the counter. I am, however, willing to listen to any light you can shed.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,039
@previous (Ex-Fanboi)
It's not as easy as stealing an image online, no.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#18,041
@18,033 (Ex-Fanboi)
You don't. If you've ever stared into the entryway of a Best Buy, you'll see that there actually three sets of doors: one to get into the entry, one to finally enter the store, and a door on the side (that's typically covered up with a poster advertising employment opportunities) that houses the security guards. If a "loss prevention" alarm is set off — and they are loudest in the area with the Apple laptops — they'll come out and will be more than willing on punching your trachea as soon as you approach them.