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Topic: i just got some stitches

jodi !ariasXXmaE started this discussion 6 years ago #92,275

i couldn't find my pruners and I went to harvest my last eggplant and I had my knife that I sharpened yesterday so I figured heck that'll work but it worked too well and I got my finger along with my eggplant
had a big ol flap that was pretty deep diagonal on the interior of my left index and now I have 4 stitches and will not harvest vegetables with knives anymore
i wonder if this means I can't sell drugs this week

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #1,047,606

This, boys and girls, is why you should harvest eggplant with a katana.

It's about fast, precise cuts to the stems from a safe distance. Step in. Strike. Move back. Never allow the eggplant an opening or opportunity.

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,693

@previous (B)
i will do this next time
i already played sword baseball with my overripe cucumbers and nobody was maimed

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,694

Can we see them please?

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,695

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I guess
I'm about to look at it for the first time i just got back from work

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,696

also it hurts now

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,697

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Smoke weed.

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,699

Externally hosted image@1,047,694 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
here ya are sug
also I cropped out my finger nail because I know you fuckin nerds will give me shit for having dirty finger nails but I was gardening ok

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,701

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I also had stitches and in general my advice for you is don't slice your body open in the first place. Thank me later.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,702

@1,047,699 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Ouch

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,708

@1,047,699 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Shit...there's almost no skin missing. That's just a bad scratch.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,709

@1,047,694 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Can we see them please?
I thought you were referring to the eggplant. I see now why that was a silly assumption.

Hyperlink !!2MPWksMg1 replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,714

Externally hosted image@1,047,708 (G)

Not all of us are stupid enough to get our hand crushed by a forklift.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,718

@1,047,699 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
you should draw little eyes above the stiches or maybe glue on little googley eyes or sequens

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,722

Sheila is on to something!

Little googly eyes above the stitches and some black nail polish would make an adorable little frowny goth finger puppet. Maybe dress it up with some faux-leather fingerless gloves?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,725

@OP

This is why you need to find a boyfriend to do all the dangerous stuff for you.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,731

@previous (I)
yes he just needs a hole for his pole tbh

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,758

@1,047,708 (G)
why would skin go missing from a sharp knife

Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,759

@1,047,718 (Sheila LaBoof)
yes

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,763

@1,047,699 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
That looks pretty gruesome

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,047,764

@1,047,709 (B)
I also wouldn't mind seeing the eggplant

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,310

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
ok I still have it I didn't even have the ingredients for the recipe I wanted to make

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,311

I said "how's it look doc"

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,312

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
And he said?

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,314

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
something positive he was nice and did a neat job

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,317

@1,049,312 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The doctor gave him six weeks to live. He couldn't pay the bill on time so the doctor gave him another six weeks.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,319

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The doctor was Jewish?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,320

@1,049,314 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
That's great

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,049,321

@1,049,319 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Dr. Yangstein
aw pick it out Johnny
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