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Topic: I think my friend has a mysterious secret identity
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#92,253
We invited a friend out to go drinking tonight and they said no because they were small and couldn't drink and drive. But when we got to the bar I remembered every manga where the protagonist says 'no thanks' to drinking invitations and subsequently goes off to fight crime like a badass.
Now I'm wishing I was mysterious like my friend. Instead of sitting here with a drink in front of me counting the minutes until I can go home, I could be devoting myself to being a more interesting person. Maybe I couldn't fight crime or anything, but I could have started a whole new hobby or a book just in the time I've been sitting here waiting for the restroom to be free.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#1,047,405
thank you child
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,047,406
Nerd.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,047,417
you could learn sign language instead
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,454
You can fight crime if you want. You can do it right now. Get off minichan.org, go outside. Just keep walking around until you spot some crime, and then go to it and start fighting. There's no reason you can't do it. You can do it now.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,472
Even if you can't really do it, just be like syntax and make up a grand tale about it.