Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#1,047,033
Inb4 paper towel fire.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,047,035
there would have to be a paper towel gauge too then
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,068
Idea: cars
Do not need any motor oil to check. Oil in Electric Motors are totally sealed for the life of the vehicle Plus 500,000 miles.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,079
You could even store extra oil and coolant next to the paper towels so everything would be available when you needed it!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,080
cars should be translucent like those phones in the '80s
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,083
My Volvo warns me when oil or cooling liquid levels are low, no gauges needed. There's even a light for windshield wiper fluid levels, and that's a 2007 S40.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,047,313
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
This is a 2005 Mercury Grand Marquis. It has a speedometer, coolant temp, oil pressure, battery voltage, and fuel level. And that is it. No tire pressure monitoring, no traction control, no GPS, no Bluetooth, nothing.
This wasn't a very sophisticated car even when it was new, which was a very long time ago. It's actually a 1978 car they kept making with only minor improvements until 2011.