Minichan

Topic: I'll be shitposting again these days

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew started this discussion 6 years ago #92,195

I broke my leg and got told I won't be able to stand on on it for the next 4 months.
Fibula broke in 2 places, tibia broke above the ankle, 1 big chunk and one tiny chunk was kinda minced during impact.
I got 1 plate, 11 screws and a hook holding it all together.
Currently figuring out how to get to Croatia to relax and heal.
Anyone wanna meet up for new years? Now that I'm pretty disabled, there's no fear I can do any harm with a rusty butter knife!

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,046,902

did u eat dirt skating

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,905

Ate shit at the skatepark, yeah, surprise surprise.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,907

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
sorry bro

tteh !IAMGAYLOL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,909

Externally hosted imageWow, no love for Minichan until you break your leg? I see how it is.

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tteh !IAMGAYLOL double-posted this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,910

Nah, I'm glad you're okay faggot. How long until you can skate again?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,911

DasSheeple
How exactly did you manage to do that break?

Also where you live what do they charge for repairs. Does it cum with money back guarantee?

Ah I C Skate park - U B a rare MC person to get out of mums basement

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tteh !IAMGAYLOL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,913

@previous (Syntax)
This is what happens when Minichan posters venture outside: they break bones. It's safe indoors!

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,914

@1,046,909 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
No time for love :( was busy juggling software dev. gigs and the little time I had I spent afk. Now with the broken leg, I start to feel like money isn't everything (can't buy myself a new leg, lol) so I'll probably tone down on work when I heal and stop by here regularly even when I go back to normal life. I actually missed MC but it's such a timesink so I kept myself away from it.

@1,046,911 (Syntax)
Was fooling around at the skatepark with friends after a competition. Crashed like a total idiot, no spectacular double backflippitty whippity crash. Just stupidity.

@1,046,910 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
Considering I got told I won't walk for 4 months, my goal is to ride for new years haha.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,916

@1,046,913 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)

> This is what happens when Minichan posters venture outside: they break bones. It's safe indoors!

Nothing ventured nothing gained. I am currently on a quest to test my limits exercise wise but in a safe enviro - 24 Hour Fitness - Even in my full day of blowing off a work day with friends - I took them to a Fitness center I have never been in - Got them all in as guests for One Hour prior to lunch and damn they sure had fun trying to break the machines - Me? Nope I broke a rule and did not go fool on Aerobic. That wood have required change of clothes/shower and that was not in plans for day. But did get some serious stretching in with machines and tools and just plain regular body movement on Matt - Damn typing out the word Matt for that Rubber thing on floor vs the Other kind of Matt

DasSheeple THERE R of course all kinds of things you can do with Arms to keep heart pumping - Ever time I go skiing I always spend extra time making sure bindings and such are exactly as they should be and for sure am concerned about crashing off trail and ending up having to push a help me button on a Globalstar SPOT device.

Without my legs? Not so much so sure I wood take your kind of injury all that well.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,917

The attack on your leg was a plot by the Jewish elite. They know you know about their white genocide plan, and are taking action against you. You must get the truth out there before it's too late.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,920

@previous (F)
Hi fake anon.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,921

@1,046,916 (Syntax)
I'm already working out everything I can. Goal is to not let the quadriceps on my broken leg artrophe (if that happens it'll be a long slow recovery) and keep my toes flexible.
I work out twice a day to pump as much blood as possible through the leg, and I take naps after workouts to kick off growth hormone release.
Surgery went super good, but I'll have to have 2 more surgeries (mostly removing some of the screews and the hook) before I can put weight on the leg. Until then, working out whatever I can.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,941

I'm sorry to hear that.

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,946

That sucks, dude. Both the broken leg and the fact you'll be posting again.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,947

@previous (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)

> That sucks, dude. Both the broken leg and the fact you'll be posting again.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,958

@1,046,946 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
Choke on a micropenis. <3

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,490

BUMP! Turns out I didn't post as much, was too busy getting back to normal life.

So here's how the recovery went down:
-4 weeks immobilised in a cast, was training the rest of the leg/body as I could, to stay in shape and prevent quadriceps atrophy
-5th week I removed one screw and the steel hook, one more week of cast
-started putting 15kg pressure on the leg for a week, started indoor cycling
-after 8 weeks from the crash I already put 45kg load on the leg, started outdoor cycling
-12 weeks after the crash I walked like nothing happened
-110 days after the crash I was back at the skatepark

When it all started I got told I wont be standing on my legs for 4 months, Achilles tendon and the tendon connecting the fibula and tibia were pretty damaged, but due working out two times a day, they had good blood circulation and recovered amazingly well.

I am back like nothing happened, and I plan to step up my riding this year, I'm getting old and these might be my last years of pushing so hard.

If anyone here will go through something similar, here are some guidlines for a strong recovery:
-eggs and bacon for breakfast
-work out twice a day, sleep inbetween (growth hormones are released during sleep, that helps bones heal)
-start working out as early as possible, keep the rest of your body fit, you'll need it to push hard during physio
-dont let others do your chores, the more you move around, the more blood circulates, the better

I know nobody cars, but it's been a wild journey for me. I still dont know if I'll ever have the plate and the rest of the screws removed, but they arent limiting me in any way atm. Will do xrays next year and see if it can be safely extracted, probably during winter holidays.

Cheers everyone, thanks for the few encouraging words!

Das sheeple joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,491

I abandoned you all and never looked back.
Now embrace me and fondle my sack.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,509

@1,115,490 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
> BUMP! Turns out I didn't post as much, was too busy getting back to normal life.

You couldn't take 4 minutes out of your days to come here and say something?

Piss off...

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,510

@1,115,491 (Das sheeple)

Sorry, I'm far too busy pinching a bert.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,514

@1,115,509 (L)
You take 4 minutes and you stay here forever... that's why I cut off a lot of things and focused on recovery.

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,515

Sorry you're crippled :')
What else are you going to do to fill the time?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,518

Externally hosted image@1,115,509 (L)

> >BUMP! Turns out I didn't post as much, was too busy getting back to normal life.
>
> You couldn't take 4 minutes out of your days to come here and say something?
>
> Piss off...

This.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,527

A software developer on a skateboard? How odd that youtube recommended that I see this just yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1kmyD-W2JI&t=1m28s

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,533

Welcome back. This place is getting too left wing and we need to fix that.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,540

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Welcome back. This place is getting too left wing and we need to fix that.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,541

@1,115,533 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Welcome back. This place is getting too left wing and we need to fix that.

why the fuck do you want political shit in here at all

why even mention wings

besides you live like a hollywood lefty with your devil-may-care habits

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,542

Externally hosted image@1,115,533 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
@1,115,540 (R)
?

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,546

@1,115,527 (Sheila LaBoof)
Lol, someone should have punched his smirk nazi blonde haired head.

@1,115,533 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
I'm not right wing, the jews would like you to think I am tho... : D

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,549

Externally hosted image@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,550

Notice: Welcome Back

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,784

Wow, well done on your recovery! Very impressive.
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