Topic: How much WOULD a shark- and gorilla-infested moat cost?
tteh !IAMGAYLOL started this discussion 6 years ago #92,191
I'd like to see a cost estimate. Please someone do the calculations.
Thanks
Thanks
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,046,849
Are the sharks and gorillas allied or enemies or forcibly separated: key question for long-term costs.
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tteh !IAMGAYLOL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,854
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,857
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,859
Will the sharks have laser beams attached to their freaking heads?
tteh !IAMGAYLOL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,862
tteh !GETFUCKED (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,512
bump
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,531
I think that would depend on the sharks and gorillas you stock it with.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,539
You just need two sharks (one male, one female) and two gorillas (one male, one female) and they'll self-populate pretty quick. Sharks are water-based and gorillas are land-based so there shouldn't be too much competition over food/territory.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,583
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
i want a game where you build a moat and populate it with gorillas and sharks in this manner but the trick is funding it and also setting up moat-based ecosystem that can sustain a population of gorillas and sharks
i want a game where you build a moat and populate it with gorillas and sharks in this manner but the trick is funding it and also setting up moat-based ecosystem that can sustain a population of gorillas and sharks
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,584
are gorillae good at swimming
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,585
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,647
@1,052,584 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Gorillas are not naturally adapt to swimming, and therefore avoid large bodies of water. However young and even adult gorillas may play with water, in captivity and the wild.
Gorillas are not naturally adapt to swimming, and therefore avoid large bodies of water. However young and even adult gorillas may play with water, in captivity and the wild.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,651
@1,052,583 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yes! You have to get like fish (or whatever sharks eat I don't know I'm not a marine biologist) and put those in the moat as well. And fruit trees for the gorillas.
Yes! You have to get like fish (or whatever sharks eat I don't know I'm not a marine biologist) and put those in the moat as well. And fruit trees for the gorillas.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,664
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He doesn't want them too well fed, sharks are more likely to attack people if they are hungry.
He doesn't want them too well fed, sharks are more likely to attack people if they are hungry.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,052,669
@1,052,539 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> Sharks are water-based and gorillas are land-based so there shouldn't be too much competition over food/territory.
What if people fly over in gliders or hot air balloons? We need pterodactyls as well.
> Sharks are water-based and gorillas are land-based so there shouldn't be too much competition over food/territory.
What if people fly over in gliders or hot air balloons? We need pterodactyls as well.
wade joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,056
Do gorrillas ever molest men?
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Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,106
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Bert's been trying to get fucked by a gorilla for years, that's why he's asking.
Bert's been trying to get fucked by a gorilla for years, that's why he's asking.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,116
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,500
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,053,501
@previous (J)
NO SHES DEAD
o wait that's my dad, idk what I'm doing I'm high
o wait that's my dad, idk what I'm doing I'm high
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