Topic: Fao kook: aileen wuornos' past as a dating counsellor
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 6 years ago #92,068
Long before being a serial killer, Aileen Wuornos was actually a dating counselor.
People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #1,045,786
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,793
@OP
> Long before being a serial killer, Aileen Wuornos was actually a dating counselor.
>
> People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
>
> There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
>
> Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
>
> The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
>
> They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
>
> The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
>
> The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
>
> In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
Fuck's this?
> Long before being a serial killer, Aileen Wuornos was actually a dating counselor.
>
> People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
>
> There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
>
> Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
>
> The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
>
> They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
>
> The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
>
> The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
>
> In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
Fuck's this?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,848
My second cousin fucked her. He said she fucked him in the back seat of his car for $20 and he bought her a couple of beers. He said she was drunk and hustled him at a bar.
dw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,890
idgi
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,977
@OP
10/10 Would LOL again.
10/10 Would LOL again.
tteh !IAMGAYLOL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,979
You are a fuck.
dw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,981
oh now i get it
tteh !IAMGAYLOL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,983
@previous (dw)
I spent like 5 minutes trying to work out what "Aileen Wuornos" was an anagram of. Like, no bloody way "Wuornos" is a surname, right? Aileen Wuornos. No.
I spent like 5 minutes trying to work out what "Aileen Wuornos" was an anagram of. Like, no bloody way "Wuornos" is a surname, right? Aileen Wuornos. No.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,996
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,999
@1,045,983 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
She was a drifter killer in Florida, who became famous for killing people in the way that male serial killers stereotypically kill their victims.
She was a drifter killer in Florida, who became famous for killing people in the way that male serial killers stereotypically kill their victims.
tteh !IAMGAYLOL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,002
@1,045,996 (H)
Downloading now, cheers!
@previous (I)
Honestly never heard of her. I was about to read her Wiki article, but don't want to spoil the film. :D
Downloading now, cheers!
@previous (I)
Honestly never heard of her. I was about to read her Wiki article, but don't want to spoil the film. :D
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,003
@previous (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
The film isn't wholly accurate. It portrays her as committing her first murder because the guy raped her. However, forensic evidence does not support this claim.
The film isn't wholly accurate. It portrays her as committing her first murder because the guy raped her. However, forensic evidence does not support this claim.
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,004
@1,045,996 (H)
> Watch Monster - Charlize Theron's best movie.
Yes it is. One of the most powerful and heart-wrenching films I've ever seen. There is a scene in that film (involving Theron agonising in her foggy and hysterical way over the decision to execute a good man) which is one of the most complex and impactful pieces of acting I've ever seen. She fully deserved her Oscar for that role. And Wuornos was a victim of her times.
> Watch Monster - Charlize Theron's best movie.
Yes it is. One of the most powerful and heart-wrenching films I've ever seen. There is a scene in that film (involving Theron agonising in her foggy and hysterical way over the decision to execute a good man) which is one of the most complex and impactful pieces of acting I've ever seen. She fully deserved her Oscar for that role. And Wuornos was a victim of her times.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,006
I liked this okay
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,058
@1,045,999 (I)
She didn't really have to be creative tho. All she had to do was be an ugly bitch with a bad attitude.
Dime a dozen.
She didn't really have to be creative tho. All she had to do was be an ugly bitch with a bad attitude.
Dime a dozen.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,064
@1,045,793 (C)
> > Long before being a serial killer, Aileen Wuornos was actually a dating counselor.
> >
> > People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
> >
> > There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
> >
> > Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
> >
> > The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
> >
> > They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
> >
> > The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
> >
> > The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
> >
> > In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
>
> Fuck's this?
Fuck knows
> > Long before being a serial killer, Aileen Wuornos was actually a dating counselor.
> >
> > People in dysfunctional relationships would come to her every day trying to sort things out. She was pretty huge and popular, because of how dedicated she was.
> >
> > There was this one couple that walked in, their problem being that they always had extreme arguments after playing Scrabble. This was a unique case for Aileen, as she never tackled a problem like this before. She realized that maybe the couple was disagreeing on the rules of the game, and spent most of her effort in the coming weeks trying to solve this, sometimes even monitoring their games from far to train them and make sure they played nicely. She spoke to them individually and as a couple, and they left, finally satisfied that they were able to find a solution.
> >
> > Weeks later, one evening the girl asked, "How about a game of Scrabble tonight?"
> >
> > The guy responded, "Sure! For old times sake."
> >
> > They set up the board, and the game was going perfectly fine for a few rounds, until in one round, the girl placed her tiles right next to an existing word, but it didn't make sense.
> >
> > The guy exclaimed, "Honey, OPIUM is a word, but you're putting it next to ADAPT. AP and TU are not words!"
> >
> > The girl responded, "I thought that doesn't matter. I thought beforehand that this is permitted. Let's not turn this into anything."
> >
> > In response, the guy said, "Honey, Wuornos trained us to love. You know the rules, and so do I."
>
> Fuck's this?
Fuck knows
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,067
@1,046,058 (L)
I didn't say she was creative, she literally just had to do what countless male serial killers have done countless times.
I didn't say she was creative, she literally just had to do what countless male serial killers have done countless times.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,068
This is so much worse than a monkeyroll!!!
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,072
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm gonna start an Albert Fish dscussion thread, just to ruffle your feathers.
I'm gonna start an Albert Fish dscussion thread, just to ruffle your feathers.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,111
@1,045,793 (C)
@1,046,064 (M)
A feghoot. Wiki: A feghoot (also known as a story pun or poetic story joke) is a humorous short story or vignette ending in a pun (typically a play on a well-known phrase), where the story contains sufficient context to recognize the punning humor.
@1,046,064 (M)
A feghoot. Wiki: A feghoot (also known as a story pun or poetic story joke) is a humorous short story or vignette ending in a pun (typically a play on a well-known phrase), where the story contains sufficient context to recognize the punning humor.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,114
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Huh, I never knew those had a name. Among my circle of friends in college, these were the primary currency for bragging rights. We would take great pride in roping each other into a plausible sounding story and then finishing it off with a horrible play on words. It was so much fun watching people come to the realization they had just been duped into listening to a bad joke.
Huh, I never knew those had a name. Among my circle of friends in college, these were the primary currency for bragging rights. We would take great pride in roping each other into a plausible sounding story and then finishing it off with a horrible play on words. It was so much fun watching people come to the realization they had just been duped into listening to a bad joke.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,160
@previous (F)
Hahaha i can imagine. My work site is all french and im sorely lacking in french jokes. I only have a couple. :(
Hahaha i can imagine. My work site is all french and im sorely lacking in french jokes. I only have a couple. :(
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,163
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> My work site is all french and im sorely lacking in french jokes. I only have a couple. :(
Here you go:
Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
I have many more.
> My work site is all french and im sorely lacking in french jokes. I only have a couple. :(
Here you go:
Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
I have many more.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,179
@previous (C)
Quebecois, not France. I meant jokes in french or bilingual, of which ive only a couple.
An English cat named one two three and a french cat named un deux trois are going to have a swimming race across the English channel. Which cat wins?
One two three cat won because un deux trois quatre/cat cinq/sank.
Qu'est-ce que tu peux trouvé à l'épicerie santé? Pas de thé!
Quebecois, not France. I meant jokes in french or bilingual, of which ive only a couple.
An English cat named one two three and a french cat named un deux trois are going to have a swimming race across the English channel. Which cat wins?
One two three cat won because un deux trois quatre/cat cinq/sank.
Qu'est-ce que tu peux trouvé à l'épicerie santé? Pas de thé!
Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,200
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,258
@1,046,179 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'll keep an eye out for any franglais jokes I find and try to post them.
I'll keep an eye out for any franglais jokes I find and try to post them.