Topic: Fake anon's dating blog
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,041
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,045,591
Inb4 gay sex.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,595
Fake anon is lucky enough to achieve and rather quickly, much beyond the many here, who have been limited to their own Right & Left palms.
OP are you jealous?
OP are you jealous?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,608
Ok
Last week:
Date with a nice but very quiet black lady. It went ok but there was no real chemistry between us in person. I walked her to the metro and we headed in opposite directions. No interest in a second date.
Yesterday:
Date with a nice but slightly strange Jewish woman. She had ADD and kept randomly looking away and halting the conversation mid-sentence. She also was quiet. We had better chemistry then the previous date, but still nothing exceptional. I walked her to the metro and went in for a hug but she just stood there and then said "bye". Probably no second date.
Last week:
Date with a nice but very quiet black lady. It went ok but there was no real chemistry between us in person. I walked her to the metro and we headed in opposite directions. No interest in a second date.
Yesterday:
Date with a nice but slightly strange Jewish woman. She had ADD and kept randomly looking away and halting the conversation mid-sentence. She also was quiet. We had better chemistry then the previous date, but still nothing exceptional. I walked her to the metro and went in for a hug but she just stood there and then said "bye". Probably no second date.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,609
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,612
@1,045,608 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No hug. Trust me, not worth even thinking about a 2nd date.
I have a cousin who married a Jewish woman aged 24 and still a virgin. She of course is no longer a virgin. She also will not allow any form of sex, unless it is to have another child. They have five children and doubt my cousin is ready for one more just for one more round of sex.
I also dated a woman - A Surgical Nurse. Bright women with a body to die for. She wood not allow regular intercourse, but said she was go for anything and everything including three ways and she could supply some truly amazing gals for that. (I never took her up on that offer and perhaps should have)
NOW The following is TMI and should be avoided as tl;dr.
If given a choice between regular intercourse or oral (69 type) and I had to choose only one) It wood be Oral - Except that was the key choice she offered {Except she had no limits on anything on the menu} [No don't be thinking I wood be into horrid stuff, Indy is in2] Yet after 6 months with her I had to say - This relationship is not working out for me - She was Catholic except never going to church except for a Wedding (which was our very first date) Met her on a Beach walk organized by a hiking club - Ad in LA Times Newspaper. Asked her out on a date and she said she could not go the following Sat, because her brother was getting married but IF I wanted2? I could join her and that wood be date #1
I brought over my suit to change in2 because it was a long drive and distant city - I changed in a 2nd bedroom and she came in without knocking and came in fully NUDE - I was in ok state of getting dressed. Just casual conversation until I pointed out her state of undress and she says: Oh sorry I forgot guys get turned on my just a nakkid body - Was NOT True on that occasion because I was in somewhat a state of shock/surprise - She was totally uninhibited and totally one 2 give me many a surprise in the bedroom EXCEPT for that one missing normal experience - 38 DD's not that it really matters.
That is my story and I am sticking with it.
Her position was much like my Cousins Wife - Regular intercourse is only for having kids.
No hug. Trust me, not worth even thinking about a 2nd date.
I have a cousin who married a Jewish woman aged 24 and still a virgin. She of course is no longer a virgin. She also will not allow any form of sex, unless it is to have another child. They have five children and doubt my cousin is ready for one more just for one more round of sex.
I also dated a woman - A Surgical Nurse. Bright women with a body to die for. She wood not allow regular intercourse, but said she was go for anything and everything including three ways and she could supply some truly amazing gals for that. (I never took her up on that offer and perhaps should have)
NOW The following is TMI and should be avoided as tl;dr.
If given a choice between regular intercourse or oral (69 type) and I had to choose only one) It wood be Oral - Except that was the key choice she offered {Except she had no limits on anything on the menu} [No don't be thinking I wood be into horrid stuff, Indy is in2] Yet after 6 months with her I had to say - This relationship is not working out for me - She was Catholic except never going to church except for a Wedding (which was our very first date) Met her on a Beach walk organized by a hiking club - Ad in LA Times Newspaper. Asked her out on a date and she said she could not go the following Sat, because her brother was getting married but IF I wanted2? I could join her and that wood be date #1
I brought over my suit to change in2 because it was a long drive and distant city - I changed in a 2nd bedroom and she came in without knocking and came in fully NUDE - I was in ok state of getting dressed. Just casual conversation until I pointed out her state of undress and she says: Oh sorry I forgot guys get turned on my just a nakkid body - Was NOT True on that occasion because I was in somewhat a state of shock/surprise - She was totally uninhibited and totally one 2 give me many a surprise in the bedroom EXCEPT for that one missing normal experience - 38 DD's not that it really matters.
That is my story and I am sticking with it.
Her position was much like my Cousins Wife - Regular intercourse is only for having kids.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,613
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,614
@1,045,612 (F)> No hug. Trust me, not worth even thinking about a 2nd date.
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> I have a cousin who married a Jewish woman aged 24 and still a virgin. She of course is no longer a virgin. She also will not allow any form of sex, unless it is to have another child. They have five children and doubt my cousin is ready for one more just for one more round of sex.
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> I also dated a woman - A Surgical Nurse. Bright women with a body to die for. She wood not allow regular intercourse, but said she was go for anything and everything including three ways and she could supply some truly amazing gals for that. (I never took her up on that offer and perhaps should have)
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> NOW The following is TMI and should be avoided as tl;dr.
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> If given a choice between regular intercourse or oral (69 type) and I had to choose only one) It wood be Oral - Except that was the key choice she offered {Except she had no limits on anything on the menu} [No don't be thinking I wood be into horrid stuff, Indy is in2] Yet after 6 months with her I had to say - This relationship is not working out for me - She was Catholic except never going to church except for a Wedding (which was our very first date) Met her on a Beach walk organized by a hiking club - Ad in LA Times Newspaper. Asked her out on a date and she said she could not go the following Sat, because her brother was getting married but IF I wanted2? I could join her and that wood be date #1
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> I brought over my suit to change in2 because it was a long drive and distant city - I changed in a 2nd bedroom and she came in without knocking and came in fully NUDE - I was in ok state of getting dressed. Just casual conversation until I pointed out her state of undress and she says: Oh sorry I forgot guys get turned on my just a nakkid body - Was NOT True on that occasion because I was in somewhat a state of shock/surprise - She was totally uninhibited and totally one 2 give me many a surprise in the bedroom EXCEPT for that one missing normal experience - 38 DD's not that it really matters.
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> That is my story and I am sticking with it.
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> Her position was much like my Cousins Wife - Regular intercourse is only for having kids.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,648
Today:
Date with Killer Lettuce. It was awkward at points, he can't really carry a conversation outside of nerd stuff. But on the whole we got along. I walked him to the metro and we kissed goodbye. Will probably go on a second date with him.
Last week
Date with Becky. She insisted on going to McDonald's which I don't mind eating at but it's not an appropriate place for a date IMO. She was surprisingly quiet at first but later she became more energetic when she saw a new burger was on the menu. I walked her to the metro and she shook my hand goodbye. I didn't enjoy myself and probably won't do a second date with her.
Date with Killer Lettuce. It was awkward at points, he can't really carry a conversation outside of nerd stuff. But on the whole we got along. I walked him to the metro and we kissed goodbye. Will probably go on a second date with him.
Last week
Date with Becky. She insisted on going to McDonald's which I don't mind eating at but it's not an appropriate place for a date IMO. She was surprisingly quiet at first but later she became more energetic when she saw a new burger was on the menu. I walked her to the metro and she shook my hand goodbye. I didn't enjoy myself and probably won't do a second date with her.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,911
Today:
Date with a cute metro train driver. She noticed how I kept walking people to the metro and asked me out as a thanks for helping their business. We went to a train-themed diner, and she told me about trains. I walked her to the metro because her shift was starting. I don't think I like trains enough to date her long-term, but I might pretend I do for a little longer.
Date with a cute metro train driver. She noticed how I kept walking people to the metro and asked me out as a thanks for helping their business. We went to a train-themed diner, and she told me about trains. I walked her to the metro because her shift was starting. I don't think I like trains enough to date her long-term, but I might pretend I do for a little longer.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,913
@1,045,648 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
These are all now Canon, thanks.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
These are all now Canon, thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,914
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,915
@1,045,911 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Flying as much as I used to do and in early years my most Fav Airline was American - I ended up in multiple TERRIFIC Relationships with Flight Attendants.
Never did date a pilot but then again back then women were not commercial Pilots so much. Yea maybe the train part will grow on you - Test out the rest of her personality and all that goes with it - Unless she has that will you marry me look in her eyes. So many women do!
Flying as much as I used to do and in early years my most Fav Airline was American - I ended up in multiple TERRIFIC Relationships with Flight Attendants.
Never did date a pilot but then again back then women were not commercial Pilots so much. Yea maybe the train part will grow on you - Test out the rest of her personality and all that goes with it - Unless she has that will you marry me look in her eyes. So many women do!
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,916
@1,045,608 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Date with a nice but very quiet black lady.
This reminds me of an old joke...
A Jewish man leave home and moves to a new city. After a while he meets a lady and he wants to bring her home to meet mother. On the phone the mother asks... "what's her last name?" "Jones" replies the Jewish man. "Get rid of her, she's no good for you" yells the mother.
So a year later the Jewish man meets another lady and wants to bring her home, the mother asks again "what's her last name" "Smith" replies the Jewish man. "Get rid of her, she's no good for you" yells the mother.
So another year passes and the Jewish man meets another woman and wants to bring her home, "What's her name?" asks the mother, "Goldberg" replies the Jewish man. "Amazing, bring her home cries the mother.
The Jewish man bring his new girlfriend home to meet mother, walks in and says Hello mother, meet Whoopi
> Date with a nice but very quiet black lady.
This reminds me of an old joke...
A Jewish man leave home and moves to a new city. After a while he meets a lady and he wants to bring her home to meet mother. On the phone the mother asks... "what's her last name?" "Jones" replies the Jewish man. "Get rid of her, she's no good for you" yells the mother.
So a year later the Jewish man meets another lady and wants to bring her home, the mother asks again "what's her last name" "Smith" replies the Jewish man. "Get rid of her, she's no good for you" yells the mother.
So another year passes and the Jewish man meets another woman and wants to bring her home, "What's her name?" asks the mother, "Goldberg" replies the Jewish man. "Amazing, bring her home cries the mother.
The Jewish man bring his new girlfriend home to meet mother, walks in and says Hello mother, meet Whoopi