Topic: There's an asshole fly buzzing around my apartment

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 started this discussion 6 years ago #92,037

He's very evasive. A worthy challenger, indeed.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,045,581

You'd better pray he is not carrying any bombs.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,615

@previous (B)

Allah akbar

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,616

@previous (C)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,620

Grab a spray of any kind and immobilize this flying terrorist. The spray will act as your incredibly powerful shotgun in your war against the terrorist fly, it's flyorrist days are numbered now.

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Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,645

@previous (D)
Good idea, I'll try it out! The bastard's still buzzing around.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,671

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)

It's been two hours. Dodongo met his toughest and final match.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,672

@previous (D)
lol the son of a bitch has vanished. I'm sure he's hiding somewhere, biding his time, waiting for the perfect chance to strike.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,720

Maybe it's some kind of super-powered fly. A fly demigod. A lord of the flies. Maybe this is the final boss you have to defeat in order to finish the fly level.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,721

Well, I seen a horse fly.

Ah, I seen a dragon fly.

Hee-hee, I seen a house fly!

Yeah, see, I’ve seen all that too.

I’ve seen a peanut stand
and heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye.

But I be done seen ’bout everything
When I see an asshole fly…..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,723

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,762

I hate how flies fly right up into your face. Idiots. It's like they hate their crappy life being a fly and want to get swatted.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,953

@1,045,620 (D)
The battle is over. The fly is dead. Disoriented with a can of air freshener, then crushed with my own bare hands. He fought valiantly, but in the end he was bested.

Rest in peace, soldier.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,963

@1,045,615 (C)
Allahu. Allahu. "Allah akbar" makes absolutely no sense. Are you an idiot?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,972

@previous (I)

God great. You grate.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,982

@1,045,953 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
If you give him a warrior's burial by building a funeral pyre in an ashtray, then the spirits of his ancestors will be appeased.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,086

@1,045,953 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)

Good work but like you said, the battle was won but the war goes on.

Minichan