Topic: trying white claw hard seltzer
jodi !ariasXXmaE started this discussion 6 years ago #92,035
fml RIGHT??? wrong. it's just like regular seltzer, but then it's kind of like - "what? is there booze in my seltzer?" and then a second later you're like "there is definitely booze in my seltzer" but it doesn't have that "ew, there is booze in my seltzer" cheap kind of buzzball hell taste. it's just like seltzer, but it's hard seltzer. it's so very almost seltzer. i took a chug and i am refreshed and buzzed??? seltzer?? who knew? seltzer
jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,045,515
mind you this is a flavored seltzer. this particular seltzer is black cherry flavored and i'd say the flavoring is better than at least safeway select but not quite on par with, say, la croix or arrowhead seltzers. but i suppose that, in the case of a hard seltzer, this is a good thing as it masks some potential unpleasantness of a not-sweet-enough seltzer what with the booze in this seltzer. anyway, this was my seltzer review. hope you enjoyed reading about this seltzer and will tune in next time i review some new shitty fuckin yuppie drink
jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,521
also the guy at the liquor store recognized my home town on my ID and i didn't like him at first but now i do because he's from my area and he's just got the old filipino guy demeanor and now he likes me and we talk about fishing spots
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,524
> hard seltzer
I had to go to their site to convince myself this wasn't a joke.
@1,045,515 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
So how is it different from just mixing vodka and your favorite La Croix flavor? Is it cheaper? What's the price point for hard seltzer in your area?
> tune in next time i review some new shitty fuckin yuppie drink
You should do that on the regular!
I had to go to their site to convince myself this wasn't a joke.
@1,045,515 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
So how is it different from just mixing vodka and your favorite La Croix flavor? Is it cheaper? What's the price point for hard seltzer in your area?
> tune in next time i review some new shitty fuckin yuppie drink
You should do that on the regular!
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,528
@previous (B)
it's pretty much just that there is no difference. it's convenient I guess? apparently young folks prefer this stuff to beer this year. i was drinking this tall can like water and it was a bad idea. not my thing
now I have an excuse to buy all the stupid drinks i don't want to buy will do
it's pretty much just that there is no difference. it's convenient I guess? apparently young folks prefer this stuff to beer this year. i was drinking this tall can like water and it was a bad idea. not my thing
now I have an excuse to buy all the stupid drinks i don't want to buy will do
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,532
@1,045,524 (B)
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
yeah it's pretty convenient and decent tasting and socially acceptable if you're at some kind of outdoors event and don't want to drink beer
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
yeah it's pretty convenient and decent tasting and socially acceptable if you're at some kind of outdoors event and don't want to drink beer
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,536
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,537
a cooler drink
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,539
Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,541
that's who i drank it with, gaysjodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,542
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,543
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,550
tf is seltzer
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Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,764
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,970
seltzer is fucking gross
tteh !IAMGAYLOL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,984
@1,045,764 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
it's what americans call carbonated water bc "carbonated water" had too many letters in for them
it's what americans call carbonated water bc "carbonated water" had too many letters in for them
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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,990
@1,045,984 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
Half of our government over here is convinced that carbon is a hoax made up by the Chinese to steal our precious bodily fluids or whatever, so carbonated water just doesn't play well to Americans.
Half of our government over here is convinced that carbon is a hoax made up by the Chinese to steal our precious bodily fluids or whatever, so carbonated water just doesn't play well to Americans.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,010
@1,045,988 (J)
@1,045,984 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
tbh I only used the word seltzer so many times because I never use the word and I thought it was funny that it said it all over the can
i call it bubbly water or carbonated water or sparkling water
@1,045,984 (tteh !IAMGAYLOL)
tbh I only used the word seltzer so many times because I never use the word and I thought it was funny that it said it all over the can
i call it bubbly water or carbonated water or sparkling water
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,011
usually sparkling water I think. it was always in my household growing up but I don't think it was as popular as I thought until recently
q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,046,016
sounds kinda bad tbh. #smirnoffIce im sticking to budweiser