Topic: FAQ: Syntax
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #92,016
I saw this photo of a guy running a half marathon. Not sure how far that is but figured it was close to the 10 miles like you use to run. This guy shit himself while running a long distance. Was just wondering have you ever soiled yourself while running your 10 miles on the beach? Or come just close to filling your britches while running long distances? Is there something runners like yourself use to take to keep the bowels in check while running?jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #1,045,428
i used to post a lot of these but got tired of seeing them on my phone.
see also runner's teat
see also runner's teat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,429
21km
In a post-race interview, a reporter asked him, "Did you ever consider stopping to clean off?"
"No, I'd lose time," he explained, "If you quit once, it's easy to do it again and again and again. It becomes a habit."
"Despite the enormous problems with stomach cramps that lasted between two and 12 kilometers, Micke completed his goal," Swedish site Jesper.nu reported, "He did fine with [a time of] 1:09:43 and came in a creditable 21st. This is despite the misery! Imagine what he could accomplish without a bad stomach."
In a post-race interview, a reporter asked him, "Did you ever consider stopping to clean off?"
"No, I'd lose time," he explained, "If you quit once, it's easy to do it again and again and again. It becomes a habit."
"Despite the enormous problems with stomach cramps that lasted between two and 12 kilometers, Micke completed his goal," Swedish site Jesper.nu reported, "He did fine with [a time of] 1:09:43 and came in a creditable 21st. This is despite the misery! Imagine what he could accomplish without a bad stomach."
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,438
Faeces
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,045,441
Imagine the sour stomachs women have after a dance with shitbreath Lindsay.