bert [is a big meanie]
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@previous (C)
I think your reply may be over the line. That said for sure Bert recently proved he is the spawn of something genetically gone wrong.

I should point out a fact - Bert Indy Linz Mondello and I, come from a Website/Forum/Repcri/
The House rule was NO Family Flames. Statements of FACTS about Family were allowed as long as there were Web references such as a Conviction or even DUI by a family member as long as one could prove the information is available on the open net.
Bert will remember the Sheep/Hog Farmer
'Mark my Words He hated my guts which was a shame because I worked/lived just 50 minute drive from his Sheep-Hog Farm in NSW Australia. Actually on the way to a Radio Telescope right in his backyard so to speak - On my way and made a wrong turn and ended up in his driveway without a clue he lived there - Turned around and found the other road directly to the Telescope.
Mark was a New Mod - He went out of his way to try and ban me but the owner Repcri said NO NO NO unless he breaks the rules. So Mark being actually a bright enough dude said OK - He conned his Sister into posting on the Forum and first post Shilia aka Yowie makes is a nasty post to be about me - Getting me to fight back but given she was a real She I gave your lots of Rope - She kept trying and then she insulted my Ex Wife - I could have should have reported her but instead I insulted her.
Give she was a real family member and I was clueless - I got Permabanned for insulting a Family Member - Nice move by the new Mod but one quick email to the owner and BAM - Modship pulled and I got the OK to insult/flame/libal/ Mark and Yowie.
When things got out of hand later I pulled my Ace in the Hole card (Incest) Just a cheap flame but how was I supposed to No - That Insult turned out to be a Fact and it blew a hole up in the Family - Yowie ended in a quick divorce because hubby wood not put up with the history and family issues and and and
Deal is real harm can cum from having fun and not setting some kind of Honor in the process.
We here should continue to have fun and soon I will be gone for the Day/Nite
Bert really now - It's NOT 2Late for you to Sober Up Join AA and do the right thing and get a job and just keep it. It's not Rocket Science
@OP
Hey Syntax, did you see the latest Bert-thread on TC? The title is "If Bert were dying of a brain tumor, what would you do to help him?" (or some such). Some pretty funny replies, especially On's. Worth a glance if you're out that way.
@previous (F)
Just about to hit my Ocean a Blue for a couple of hours of Surfing and a quick search on TC of
> If Bert were dying of a brain tumor, what would you do to help him?
Did not C it but will try and find it later - If you could please bump it up for me - I used to use TC a lot and now not so much