Topic: ^^ ECO CORRECTS CLAIRE-BEAR'S BULLSHIT LIES ABOUT HIM...^^
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,915
HOW IS 'BANNING' ME WORKING OUT FOR YOU FUCK-BUCKETS?!First of all...I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT EVERYTHING CLAIRE SAYS ABOUT ME IS A COMPLETE AND BLATANT LIE!
YES, I DID SLEEP IN MY MOM'S CAR WHEN I WAS HOMELESS AND, YES, MY MOM HELPS ME OUT A LOT BECAUSE I TEND TO BLOW ALL MY MONEY ON DOPE....
NO, I AM NOT A FUCKING 'PUSSY' OR 'BITCH'.....NO, I DO NOT BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT-CHALLENGE...AND YES, I HAVE BEATEN PEOPLE UNTIL THEY TWITCH AND CONVULSE, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO POUND MOTHERFUCKERS OUT WHO PISS ME OFF OR DISRESPECT ME!\
IN TERMS OF HOW MUCH DOPE I ACTUALLY SMOKE....LATELY, SINCE I'VE BEEN SELLING, A LOT ;)
AS FOR MY SEXUAL PERFORMANCE, I KNOW I HAVE AN ABOVE-AVERAGE-SIZED COCK, SO I AM NOT INSECURE ABOUT THAT....I AM WELL-AWARE THAT I SOMETIMES BUST-A-NUT TOO-EARLY, BUT I AM WORKING ON DELAYING MY EJACULATION AND PROLONGING MY SEXUAL PERFORMACE....STILL, I AM NO 'MINUTE MAN!'
I USUALLY FUCK FOR 5-7 MINUTES (THIS IS AVERAGE; I HAVE RESEARCHED IT ONLINE), AND I USED TO FUCK FOR 45 MINUTES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, BUT HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CONTROL MY ORGASM...OH YEAH, CLAIRE...I FUCK REALLY, REALLY FAST, LIKE A FUCKIN' JACK-RABBIT IN 'TURBO-MODE', SO I GUESS IT'S YOUR LOSS THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET TO RIDE THE ECO'S ROD :P
I'M NO RON JEREMY IN-BED, BUT I STILL SEEM TO MAKE THE HUNNIES MOAN!
I AM NOT SURE WHY CLAIRE IS SO FUCKING BITTER OR WHAT I EVEN DID IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PISS HER OFF...THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER IS SENDING HER A DICK PIC AND ASKING IF SHE WANTED TO RECONCILE, AND SHE SAID 'NO', AND STARTED SAYING ALL THESE HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT ME!
I AM SORRY YOUR MOM DIED, BUT IF YOU CONTINUE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AND OTHERWISE FUCKING AROUND, I CAN AND WILL HAVE A FEW OF MY LOYAL CHICK FRIENDS (YES, I HAVE MANY FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES, DESPITE WHAT CLAIRE SAYS FROM HER LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF ME...)
'CLAIRE-BEAR', SMARTEN THE FUCK UP, OR I WILL END YOU AND CAUSE YOU IMMENSE SUFFERING ONE-WAY-OR-THE-OTHER....
THAT IS A FUCKING PROMISE!
/// ECOMANIAC \\\
P.S. I HAVE MIGRATED BACK TO TINYCHAN.ORG, AT LEAST WHILE I AM BANNED BY THIS SHIT-HOLE OF A WEBSITE...
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jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,044,662
we didn't need Claire to tell us that you are a pussy bitch coward junkie tard with no conscience etc tbh
you kinda out yourself with every post
you kinda out yourself with every post
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,044,664
Aw. I wanted to ban him this time.