Topic: I'm going to be a dad!
Grover !qAR2giPof2 started this discussion 6 years ago #91,703
This is the happiest day of my life.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,042,476
I hope this means that you've adopted a goldfish or something.
jodi !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,481
oh God I hate this schtick
jodi !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,482
no water, no power, no problem!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,492
I have a sneaking suspicion the baby will strongly resemble his neighbor.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,493
Please don't molest her. Thanks
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,499
@1,042,492 (D)
> I have a sneaking suspicion the baby will strongly resemble his neighbor niece.
Ftfy. You're welcome
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,527
Diaper time?
Grover !qAR2giPof2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,550
@1,042,476 (B)
> I hope this means that you've adopted a goldfish or something.
No I got my wife pregnant
@1,042,482 (jodi !RwordOooFE)
> no water, no power, no problem!
i have those?
@1,042,493 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Please don't molest her. Thanks
thethat's sick dude
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,552
@previous (Grover !qAR2giPof2)
> No I got my wife pregnant
You married your niece?
You sick bastard.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,042,567
@OP
> Too poor to shit at home.
> Bringing children into the world.
I don't see any reason this might fail!
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