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It's literally hot. Iron and burlap just don't breathe.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,067
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I bet it makes you all sweaty then you slip off of the plastic sheets you put down for piss play.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,069
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
We put non skid shower flowers on all major protuberances.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,153
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
You make me wish girls realise that i am a lesbian.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,156
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Wear denim shirts and cut your hair short.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,165
Pre-operative transsexuals are often aroused by the femininity of their own bodies. Strangely enough, they tend to become indifferent following the operation.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,167
Nope. I actually wonder why I don't get aroused by looking at my hand...
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,180
@164,153 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
You should tell every female as soon as you meet her. It won't be awkward.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,184
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B) > Hey baby, wanna have sex? > Sorry, I'm a lesbian. > What a coincidence, so am I~!
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,186
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
And then you pull out a hug box of bargain bin condoms. Best date ever.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,188
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Date? No, this was a scene where you walk up to a random lady at a bar. Isn't a date normally premeditated? But yeah, that's probably where it'd lead.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,189
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
It's always a date unless there is money exchanged. Rape is a date.
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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,196
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Curiouser and curiouser. I always thought you needed to ask someone out on a date. If they're already out, you never really made a date, did you?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,197
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
It can be a date every time that you leave the house. as long as you know that you will be getting laid at some point.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,201
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
You need sex for a date? Now I'm confused... so how do Christians date?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,203
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
There are no real Christians. I need sex for a date, not everyone is as cool as I am.
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Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,251
@164,186 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
See, I don't use the condams, I am sterile
Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,266
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
What about diseases?
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,267
@previous (R)
I was only worried about that with one girl, but I appear to be fine, haven't had insurance but I've gone to free clinics at the local college to check
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,314
@164,251 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
You're killing me.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,325
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
In an ironic way?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,331
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
No. Ii's a literal knife in the heart, going to meet my deceased grandmother way.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,343
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I apologize then.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,348
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Apologize to me by ALWAYS using condoms.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,352
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I hate how they feel!
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,358
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
It doesn't matter. If you don't wear a condom, don't swap bodily fluids. A condom definitely feels better than the sickness caused by an Aids drug cocktail.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,363
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Ill use a condom for the next one, but I can't make any promises that I'll remember again
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,369
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Please try. I've seen so many horrible cases of std's and it's always hideous.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,374
@164,363 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Don't listen to her. Condoms were invented by religious radicals to make sex feel less pleasurable. Keep bare backin that shit.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,375
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
toaster always says stuff like that to me.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,378
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Well if more than one person says it then maybe there is some truth to it.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,379
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You now have something in common with toaster, and syphilis.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,381
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I have something in common with syphilis?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,384
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,387
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I live in your vagina?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,389
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Not at the moment. I'm currently hosting two students from the Ringling Arts college. They always smell like cheap beer, but at least they're skinny.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,391
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,417
@164,410 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Was off in Argentina working with great success and its winter there so for my last day before flying out I rented a wet suit & surf board and tried the ocean in rain on and off and felt like chunks of ice on my face. Body felt dead n dying from such and for 1st reply non anon eye felt the poem fit in (modified as its how I first heard lyrics as child) {body non bonnie} Scottish con~fucius.
decoded: Body aroused {now} after near death experience in Argentina ocean
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,418
Anais !!V89cjT2FS joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,434
OP, a little. Everything in moderation. lol, no actually. Admiration and arousal aren't the same thing. Neither are touching and looking at myself, if u catch my drift.
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Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,435
@164,418 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
In wot? Magic?
Ocean in Cardiff by the Sea currently is warm water so no wet suit and NO NO NO Surf. Lakes have as much action as my Ocean a blue 2day
But believe this: Life is fucking just super. Back in tyme for see photo
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,458
@164,369 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I might have sex this week. I will let you know about my use of condoms @previous (Syntax)
You're back? Is this real life?
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,460
Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,476
@164,434 (Anais !!V89cjT2FS)
And watching the Discovery Channel? Lol
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,529
@164,466 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Love you too. And even though my gf is half black, I'm not abandoning my good friend Al.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,535
@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Green you are into non white chicks and are an alcoholic. I think it have found my British cousin.
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,541
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm glad my ex dumped me. I'm having a good laugh at how depressed I was. I have a new goal in life. To have sex with as many ethnic chicks as possible.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,550
@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
You keep up the good work my friend.
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,553
Alpha as fuck.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#164,696
@164,458 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Not much real life on Chans. So many basement dwellers. Me? Too many years of travel & its tyme for others to deal with all that. At least I came back to summer in full force and lots of fun cuming up this weekend and that starts on Thursday with Comic Con