Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later[^][v]#1,042,016
0. Marriage is a sacred unbreakable bond between a man in an Elvis costume, a woman after 13 shots of tequila, and a priest at a 24 hour drive-thru marriage facility at 4:13 a.m.
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jodi !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,042,080
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
put that on a hat
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,042,084
I asked a chick to marry me once. I am very thankful now that she said no then.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,042,130
I applied for a married license once. We got turned down.
jodi !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,042,132
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,042,135
@previous (jodi !RwordOooFE)
It was part of a marriage equality protest back before gay marriage was a thing you could do. We knew we were going to get turned down. I just got paired off with some guy so we could fill out the paperwork to go in to get refused.