MAYBE CERTAIN PEOPLE (i.e. 'ECO') ARE NOT MEANT TO EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS & FULFILLMENT IN LIFE...
LIL RY(Edited 23 seconds later.)

IT MUST BE 'MUH DICK!'...
...AT A HUMBLE 6.25" (LONGER, IF WE FACTOR IN THE CURVE, AND MEASURE FROM THE BASE; MORE LIKE CLOSE TO 7")...ECO'S WANG IS SLIGHTLY 'ABOVE-AVERAGE'....TO SAY THE LEAST....
SORRY I'M NOT FROM #CONGO, BOYS!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
SEE THE RY-GUY'S DICK!
EVERY VEIN BE THICK!
WHEN THERE'S CLITS TO FLICK,
IT SURE DOES THE TRICK :P
~E
yet still i feel a little i#insecure...
You said that you defended your friend, but in reality you were rolling around in the grass
Yes clearly the only reason you aren't getting laid is your very unremarkable dick.