Topic: Every time you give a homeless person food...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,534

...that food will end up as shit on the sidewalk. Are you really doing a good deed?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,040,914

Can't we train Bert not to shit on the sidewalk?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,915

@previous (B)
We tried, but he insists.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,917

@previous (A)

Can't teach an old Bert new tricks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,918

@previous (C)
lol and he insists of leaving giant, glistening, steaming piles of shit on the doorstep of restaurants!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,920

@previous (A)

It's sad, is what it is.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,924

As an on and off homeless person myself, I don't always shit on the streets, honestly I'd rather break into a construction site and shit in their port a John. Also most places will let you use their facilities if you're not a dick about it

jodi !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,930

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
i prefer breaking into.a construction site and pooping from the highest place I can climb to

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,933

@previous (jodi !RwordOooFE)
I know dogs that have an obsession with shitting from as high as they can, you wake up and are like "why is the roof of my car covered in shit" I'd be pretty horrified if I was a construction worker and showed up to the site with human feces everywhere

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,936

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Too bad you are too soft and frail to work construction honey.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,938

@1,040,930 (jodi !RwordOooFE)
lol

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,985

@1,040,936 (F)
Dam son, I wish I was soft and frail enough for anyone besides my girlfriend to call me Honey

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,992

@1,040,936 (F)

Too bad you're too soft and frail to look for employment.

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jodi !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,041,016

@1,040,924 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

the trick is to ask them nicely and then tell them you'll shit on the spot if they say no

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