Topic: Fuck no!
Grover !rS0yiji4ic started this discussion 6 years ago #91,489
I tried to do the "healthy" thing.
I bought a salad from the gas station!
5 hours later I'm on the toilet shitting my guts out!
I mean I suppose it was the balsamic vinaigrette but I am more INCLINED to believe it was the crisp green lettuce, juicy red tomato, cheese....
And I gots a FUCKING HEADACHE!
AWW HELL TO THE NAW!
I bought a salad from the gas station!
5 hours later I'm on the toilet shitting my guts out!
I mean I suppose it was the balsamic vinaigrette but I am more INCLINED to believe it was the crisp green lettuce, juicy red tomato, cheese....
And I gots a FUCKING HEADACHE!
AWW HELL TO THE NAW!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,040,452
Sometimes gas station salads are too fresh and healthy. Eating so much fresh, genuine food may have forced the toxins and chemicals out of your system all at once. You have to start slow. Ease your body into it with some lettuce and tomato on a Big Mac. Then move on to McDonald's salads. You can't just become some health nut who eats gas station salads overnight.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,455
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,464
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,468
Who says hell to the naw
Who watches the simpsons
Who watches the simpsons
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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,040,476
Just take multivitamin and minerals.