Topic: ***The Eco Don't Wear COLOGNE; He Smell Like Natural PHEROMONE, That Makes The Ladies MOAN...***
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,371
The Eco Don't Wear COLOGNE;He Smell Like Natural PHEROMONE,
That Makes The Ladies MOAN,
While Eco Sits on his THRONE...
Poppin' a BONE,
And Coppin' Some Crack-Rock STONES...
'Cause He Got the JONES...
Haters Wanna Criticize My LIFE-STYLE...
Don't Make Me Pull A KNIFE, CHILD!
Crack, Meth, and Weed are now my DAILY DIET...
It Gives the Pig Police something intriguing to SPY AT...
The Eco, They PRY AT...
But I Ain't Givin' No Names; I'm NOT a SNITCH OR INFORMANT,
My Morals Are In-Tact, But BITCH, THEY'VE GROWN DORMANT...
It's ABHORRENT...
My Emotions Rain Down Like A TORRENT...
When I Don't Get DOPE, I Suffer From 'WRITERS BLOCK'...
I Gotta Be HIGH to Write, So Critics, SUCK MY COCK!
I'm Always On The Look-Out For A SLUT TO STALK!
And I PACK A KNIFE, So You Could Easily Get CUT WHERE YOU WALK!
You See, I WIPE MY ASS WITH THE HOLY KORAN!
Soon, I'll Be BALLIN', with a ROLLIE SLIPPED ON!
Every 'WORKING GIRL' Says Eco's Their FAVORITE JOHN!
And The ACID Got Me Seein' DANCING LEPRECHAUNS...
/// EcoManiac \\\
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,039,304
You don't shower either.
Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,361
@previous (B)> You don't shower either.
Actually lately, I take 1-2 showers a day, but days when I am smoking weed, I tend to skip showering...
sue me, asshat...
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,367
Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,373
@previous (B)
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YOU ARE TOO FUNNY...
EVER THINK IT IS FROM NICOTINE, SEEING AS I SMOKE ALMOST 100 CIGS/DAY, GOOF??
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YOU ARE TOO FUNNY...
EVER THINK IT IS FROM NICOTINE, SEEING AS I SMOKE ALMOST 100 CIGS/DAY, GOOF??
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,380
Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,385
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
> That's a lot of showers!
I like how the HOT WATER feels on my TROUSER SNAKE...
> That's a lot of showers!
I like how the HOT WATER feels on my TROUSER SNAKE...
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,403
@previous (Eco)
I don't like hot water, I'm too sensitive to heat. I usually have it lukewarm to warm.
I don't like hot water, I'm too sensitive to heat. I usually have it lukewarm to warm.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,428
Eco eats dicks all day long lol
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,439
@previous (E)
It all makes sense, he probably got the apartment by sucking the landlord's dick.
It all makes sense, he probably got the apartment by sucking the landlord's dick.
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