Topic: ...ECO'S GUIDE TO BREAKING THE LAW, AND GETTING ALL YOUR CHARGES DROPPED! LIVE FROM COURT!!!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #91,365

I be in-Court and shit today (high on weed, CRACK, and CRYSTAL METH, of course...)

JUDGE JIZZ-FACE SHALL DECIDE ECO'S FATE TODAY...

BUT THE DUTY COUNCIL LAWYER INFORMED ME THAT MY 2 PENDING CHARGES WILL BE DROPPED OR DIVERTED FOR MENTAL HEALTH REASONS!!!

What does this mean???

It means I can REPEATEDLY Break The Law, and get away with it because 'MUH MENTAL HEALTH'...

Eco has been charged by the PIG POLICE 4 TIMES...

CHARGE #1
BREAK AND ENTER
STATUS: DROPPED DUE TO MENTAL HEALTH'

CHARGE #2
ASSAULT CAUSING BODILY HARM
STATUS: DROPPED DUE TO MENTAL HEALTH

CHARGE #3
POSSESSION OF STOLEN GOODS
STATUS: MENTAL HEALTH DIVERSION PENDING A DOCTOR'S NOTE

CHARGE #4
FAILURE TO ATTEND
STATUS: MENTAL HEALTH DIVERSION, PENDING A DOCTOR'S NOTE....

Now I'm not here to brag about how I'VE MADE THE CANADIAN LEGAL SYSTEM MY BITCH...I would like to help other Anons who get HASSLED BY THE PIG POLICE...

So what do you gotta do if you get 'pinched' by the PIGS???

Simple...you connect with a Psychiatrist right away....complain about various psychological symptoms, and get a DIAGNOSIS OR 2...THEN YOU ASK your lawyer to push for 'MENTAL HEALTH COURT DIVERSION'.....

As long as you keep your Psychiatrist appointments and take your medications, and seem like you are pro-actively trying to get better, you will be approved for Court Diversion, and the Charges will not appear on your Criminal Record!!

YOU'RE WELCOME, NUTSACK-NIBBLERS!!!

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Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,039,172

For those who are curious, I have been OFFICIALLY-DIAGNOSED with 4 PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS;

-BI-POLAR (RAPID-CYCLING)
-PYSCHOSIS (MARIJUANA-INDUCED)
-SCHIZOAFFECTIVE DISORDER (AGAIN, I ONLY EXHIBIT TRAITS OF THIS WHILE HIGH ON MARIJUANA)
-ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER...

All 4 Diagnoses were issued by LICENSED PSYCHIATRISTS WHO WORK FOR THE CANADIAN MENTAL HEALTH' ASSOCIATION

ANY QUESTIONS???

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,173

Man, anti-social is incurable.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,204

Trash is...as Trash does!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,208

You're full of shit. They don't keep releasing a repeat offender. Even if your mental health is what you say it is, they can lock you up in a jail for mentally disturbed.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,209

@1,039,204 (C)

As human garbage, you know this just as well as Eco if not better than.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,217

@previous (E)
I have standards, morals and integrity.
Your statement is preposterous.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,219

@previous (C)

Tell your mommy I said hi.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,221

@previous (E)
Why dont you stop by and I will introduce you to her, right after I stomp the piss out of you.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,222

@previous (C)

Sorry, I'm much too busy with my job.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,223

@previous (E)
Maybe another time then.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,225

@1,039,208 (D)

> You're full of shit. They don't keep releasing a repeat offender. Even if your mental health is what you say it is, they can lock you up in a jail for mentally disturbed.

THEY HAVEN'T YET...and when you have 4 Diagnoses, but Are a HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTIST, THEY DO KEEP LETTING YOU OUT, AND THEY HAVE IN MY CASE...I HAVE A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD THUS FAR, PAL...

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,247

@previous (F)
> HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTIST,

Which you're not.

> THEY DO KEEP LETTING YOU OUT, AND THEY HAVE IN MY CASE...

No, they do not.

> I HAVE A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD THUS FAR,

No, you do not.

> PAL...

No, I'm not.

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,360

@previous (D)

> >HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTIST,
>
> Which you're not.
Let's see, I have 2 DEGREES FROM A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY...I have worked in 7 Libraries, BEEN PUBLISHED, PRESENTED AT WORLD-WIDE CONFERENCES...PRODUCED 2 MIXTAPES & AN LP ALBUM...I THINK THAT CONSTITUTES 'HIGH-FUNCTIONING', YOU DIP-SHIT...
>
> >THEY DO KEEP LETTING YOU OUT, AND THEY HAVE IN MY CASE...
>
> No, they do not.
ACTUALLY THEY DO KEEP LETTING ME GO; I HAVE NEVER DONE A DAY IN-JAIL (ONLY A COUPLE HOURS IN THE HOLDING CELLS, FUCKFACE...)
> >I HAVE A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD THUS FAR,
THE ONLY CHARGE WHICH I HAVE EVER BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF, SCROTUM-SUCKER, IS DRUNK-DRIVING, Which Does NOT SHOW UP ON MY CRIMINAL RECORD CHECK...I HAVE HAD CLEAN RECORD CHECKS LATELY, SO HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW???ARE YOU A PIG COP???
YOU PROBABLY ARE A COP OR RAT/SNITCH/COP-CALLING GOOF...otherwise you would have no reason to start beef with someone who has NEVER PERSONALLY WRONGED YOU...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU ARE SOME MOUTHY, JEALOUS PUNK WHO FEELS THE NEED TO SLAM ME AND TALK SHIT ON EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY THREADS....

> No, you do not.
>
> >PAL...
>
> No, I'm not.

I USED 'PAL' AS A FIGURE-OF-SPEECH, YOU RAGING AUTIST...(>TAKING EVERYTHING LITERALLY)...NO, I DO NOT LIKE YOU, BECAUSE YOU

a)ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY/COWARD THAT YOU WILL NOT POST YOUR REAL NAME AND/OR ADDRESS
and
b)YOU HAVE THIS HATE-ON/HARD-ON FOR ME THAT COMPELS YOU TO TRY TO- AND I STRESS THE TERM 'TRY'- TROLL EVERY THREAD OF MINE, WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHAT I'VE EVER DONE TO HURT/OFFEND YOU...

SO THE ONLY REMAINING EXPLANATION IS THAT YOU ARE SUCH AN INSIGNIFICANT TROLL WHO IS HOPING TO GAIN SOMETHING BY RIDING MY COAT-TAILS, OR YOU ARE SIMPLY A JEALOUS HATER THAT TRIES TO TROLL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY DERIVE SOME SORT OF SICK PLEASURE FROM IT...YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME, BECAUSE MY CONFIDENCE AND SELF-ESTEEM ARE UNSHAKABLY-UNPENETRABLE AND ARE SOARING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH....

HEY COCK PRINCESS!

BREAKING MY POST DOWN, POINT-BY-POINT, WITH A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO REFUTE OR COUNTER ANY STATEMENT I MAKE, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A CUM-SLURPING TOOL, DOES NOT MAKE YOU SOUND SMART OR AUTHORITATIVE AT ALL...ON THE CONTRARY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT WHO IS ONLY CAPABLE OF GRASPING ONE CONCEPT AT A TIME...

...BUT THANKS FOR COMING OUT! YOU ARE DISMISSED, CHODE-MONKEY!

NEXT!

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Gross replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,363

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,369

@previous (Gross)

>

CONGRATS, GOOF!

YOU CAN USE MICROSOFT PAINT!

WANT A GOLD STAR, FUCKER!??

P.S. THIS IS PROBABLY 'FATHER MERRIN' WHO IS A LEGIT PEDOPHILE/'CHILD MOLESTER'....

I'VE GOT A ROUND OF BULLETS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, YOU SICK PIG....

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Grover !tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,374

@previous (Eco)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,430

@1,039,369 (Eco)
Lolololololololol..

I fucked your mom and made her suirt boy..

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