Topic: ++ The Eco got a NEW APARTMENT! No CRACK SALES or PROSTITUTION Will Take Place There...+++
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #91,364
That's Right, COCK PRINCESSES!NO BACKGROUND CHECK WAS CONDUCTED; I simply struck an informal deal with the landlord to throw him a bit of cash to move in tomorrow...
I am also going to shake down the DISABILITY DEPARTMENT For Moving Expenses and First and Last Months'Rent...
After being HOMELESS FOR 2 MONTHS, I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON IN REGARDS TO PIMPING AND SELLING DRUGS OUT OF MY APARTMENT....IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN AT MY NEW PLACE...
I may be a 'BUM', but I am a RESOURCEFUL BUM Who knows how to get free money and funding, and I CAN STILL AFFORD DOPE EVERY DAY, SO LIFE ISN'T THAT BAD!!
Until Next Time,
Don't HATE; APPRECIATE!
"DON'T HATE THE PLAYER; HATE THE GAME..."
AND LAY OFF THE 'HATER-ADE!'
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later[^] [v] #1,039,145
How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,147
Inb4 apartment is overrun by black guys.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,148
@1,039,145 (B)> How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
Easy...I get all my charges dropped or diverted for mental health reasons....been charged 4 times; 2charges have been dropped and 2 are going to be dropped as soon as I get a doctor's note.....
It's awesome, anon...I can break the law with no consequences!
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Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,149
@1,039,147 (C)
> Inb4 apartment is overrun by black guys.
No fucking way....a strict 'NO NIGGERS ALLOWED' POLICY WILL BE IMPLEMENTED...WILL EVEN POST A SIGN ON MY FRONT DOOR!
> Inb4 apartment is overrun by black guys.
No fucking way....a strict 'NO NIGGERS ALLOWED' POLICY WILL BE IMPLEMENTED...WILL EVEN POST A SIGN ON MY FRONT DOOR!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,151
Crack Lauper extraordinaire
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,152
@1,039,149 (Eco)
Because we all know how well your "rules" worked out last time.?
Because we all know how well your "rules" worked out last time.?
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,155
@1,039,145 (B)
> How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
By making everything up.
> How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
By making everything up.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,166
Yu@previous (E)
> > How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
>
> By making everything up.
I don't make anything up, and I have witnesses, pics, and vids to confirm that Eco does the shit he claims...
I am HIGH AT-COURT RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER...DID A CRACK TOKE, AS POINT OF METH, AND A BOWL OF WEED BY THE SHELTER BEFORE I CAME HERE....
PLEASE SEE 'ECO'S GUIDE TO BREAKING THE LAW, AND GETTING YOUR CHARGES DROPPED FOR AN EXPLANATION AND INSTRUCTIONS IN HOW TO HANDLE THE BULLSHIT CHARGES THAT PIG POLICE TRY TO STICK YOU WITH!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
> > How do you constantly avoid prison and go from homeless shelters to luxury apartments?
>
> By making everything up.
I don't make anything up, and I have witnesses, pics, and vids to confirm that Eco does the shit he claims...
I am HIGH AT-COURT RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER...DID A CRACK TOKE, AS POINT OF METH, AND A BOWL OF WEED BY THE SHELTER BEFORE I CAME HERE....
PLEASE SEE 'ECO'S GUIDE TO BREAKING THE LAW, AND GETTING YOUR CHARGES DROPPED FOR AN EXPLANATION AND INSTRUCTIONS IN HOW TO HANDLE THE BULLSHIT CHARGES THAT PIG POLICE TRY TO STICK YOU WITH!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
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Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,168
Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,169
http://minichan.org/topic/91365my guide to getting your charges dropped...
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terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,176
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,177
Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,193
@1,039,176 (terri !RwordOooFE)> why were you at the shelter if you have an apartment now
well terri, I JUST GOT APPROVED FOR THE APARTMENT AND SUBMITTED MY 'INTENT TO RENT' FORM LAST NIGHT...
I was staying at the shelter because It is a CRISIS SHELTER and I was IN-CRISIS...I was HOMELESS, and Have had 2 SUICIDE ATTEMPTS and 2 FENTANYL/HEROIN OVERSOSES in the Past Month!!!
Eco is ALWAYS 'in-crisis'...
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,206
Grover !rS0yiji4ic joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,232
Congrats friend!
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,235
@previous (Grover !rS0yiji4ic)
You're going to make your gay longhaired bud jealous if he finds out you're cheating on him with Eco.
You're going to make your gay longhaired bud jealous if he finds out you're cheating on him with Eco.