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Topic: FAO: Father Merrin

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,296

In my foolish younger days, I swore over my soul to demons. Since then I have repented and begged the Lord for protection and forgiveness. But I sorry that I have commited an unforgivable sin. How can I come back to the light of Christ?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,038,712

Drop your coat, and grab your toes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,715

@previous (B)

Okay, what now?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,716

If you're over the age of 14 Merrin will not be lubing you up for you know what. Whatever cums along please have a pint of some 5W 30 motor oil and a funnel with you.

Also lots of Mexicans have the name Jesus, so be careful out there and besides most of them will not take part in your bent over position.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,717

@previous (C)

Syntax detected.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,718

@previous (A)
What gave it away, was it the kiddie rape fantasy?

Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,720

First off my child, how old are you, and secondly, what would you like God to forgive you for?

Not that the age matters, but younger people make mistakes and need God's guidance. Older people like Syntax should have known better, but refused to change their ways.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,943

@previous (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)

I am currently in my mid 20s, and I should like for God to forgive me for cursing god, apostasy, and especially for swearing my mind and soul at various times to the service of lucifer and baphomet. I feel like I've sinned more but I don't think I can really say many specific examples because it's been over a decade or more.

Bobby2Sox !hSWro.0Z8M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,038,959

Externally hosted image@1,038,720 (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,287

@1,038,720 (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)

Bump

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,301

@1,038,943 (A)

> I am currently in my mid 20s

To bad you're not about 15 years younger.

> and I should like for God to forgive me for cursing god, apostasy, and especially for swearing my mind and soul at various times to the service of lucifer and baphomet.

You should? Why should he give you anything? You committed a sin, and you think he should just up and forget your sins?

> I feel like I've sinned more but I don't think I can really say many specific examples because it's been over a decade or more.

You can't say because??? How am I to help if you don't confess?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,313

@previous (E)
Try to keep track of your UIDs, Fake Merrin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,354

@1,039,301 (E)

Useless. I'm coming to you for help and you give me a load of nonsense. This is the last time I trust in you to speak Christian words, Father.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,039,364

@previous (A)
Ok, Grover.
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