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Topic: Fuck!

Grover !rS0yiji4ic started this discussion 6 years ago #91,136

The girl I cheated on my wife with 11 years ago is now working at a store I frequently go to about a mile away! I want NOTHING to do with her. She didn't see me thank Jesus but is there like anyway I can get rid of her faster? I think she is a manager since she had the keys to unlock the ice machine!

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,037,089

JUST RIG A BOMB IN THE BATHROOM AT THE STORE, AND BLOW THE STORE TO BITS AND YOUR EX WITH IT!

Grover !rS0yiji4ic (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,090

@previous (Eco)

> JUST RIG A BOMB IN THE BATHROOM AT THE STORE, AND BLOW THE STORE TO BITS AND YOUR EX WITH IT!

No she is not my ex. We just hung out went to the movies went out to eat a few times. And zi don't want to blow up the store, I like the merchandise there. I was thinking more like staging a fall or having some merchandise being stocked inproperly and it falls on me and I threaten to sue and they fire her.

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,094

@previous (Grover !rS0yiji4ic)

> > JUST RIG A BOMB IN THE BATHROOM AT THE STORE, AND BLOW THE STORE TO BITS AND YOUR EX WITH IT!
>
> No she is not my ex. We just hung out went to the movies went out to eat a few times. And zi don't want to blow up the store, I like the merchandise there. I was thinking more like staging a fall or having some merchandise being stocked inproperly and it falls on me and I threaten to sue and they fire her.

YEAH, I'D GO WITH THE OLD SLIP-AND-FALL LAWSUIT...SUE THE MANAGER FOR NOT HAVING THE PARKING LOT PLOWED, AND SAY YOU SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND BROKE A VERTEBRAE....PEOPLE SUE FOR THAT SHIT ALL-THE-TIME, AND THEY OFTEN WIN OR GET AN OUT-OF-COURT SETTLEMENT...

Grover !rS0yiji4ic (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,101

@previous (Eco)

> > > JUST RIG A BOMB IN THE BATHROOM AT THE STORE, AND BLOW THE STORE TO BITS AND YOUR EX WITH IT!
> >
> > No she is not my ex. We just hung out went to the movies went out to eat a few times. And zi don't want to blow up the store, I like the merchandise there. I was thinking more like staging a fall or having some merchandise being stocked inproperly and it falls on me and I threaten to sue and they fire her.
>
> YEAH, I'D GO WITH THE OLD SLIP-AND-FALL LAWSUIT...SUE THE MANAGER FOR NOT HAVING THE PARKING LOT PLOWED, AND SAY YOU SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND BROKE A VERTEBRAE....PEOPLE SUE FOR THAT SHIT ALL-THE-TIME, AND THEY OFTEN WIN OR GET AN OUT-OF-COURT SETTLEMENT...

It's in a strip mall

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,108

ah....then just stumble into one of the displays and say that it was dangerous and carelessly set-up.

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,110

Or you can let me choke on your cock in the men's room and I can sue for they not have a choking hazard sign up.

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,114

@previous (Eco)

> Or you can let me choke on your cock in the men's room and I can sue for they not have a choking hazard sign up.

NOT THE REAL ECO!

ACCEPT NO IMITATORS!

toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,117

@previous (Eco)
coulda fooled me

Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,128

Go to a different shop

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,129

Get a time machine and stop yourself from cheating.
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