Topic: +++ Eco's 1st Night On The Streets....LOTS of RAIN and 2 METH MOMMIES Fighting Over Eco +++
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #91,124
So, my first night on the streets was not that bad!Of course, I didn't sleep; instead, I walked around looking for dope on the ground at popular dope spots downtown...
Even though I am homeless, I still have a new laptop I carry around, but the fucking shop owners in my city shut off the WiFi when they close! Not impressed!
I also got abducted by 2 colorful-looking METH-HEADS....and I helped them UNLOCK A STOLEN PHONE...One of them only had One front tooth that I could notice; the rest were presumably eaten-away by years of CRYSTAL METH!
The Other had scabs all over her face and she was picking at her ear with pliers at one point! That being said, they were really nice girls, and the one smoked me some FREE METH!
The girl with the scabs was an Escort, incidentally, and Eco helped her find a couple John's to-see...She sat on my lap in McDonald's at one point, and the other girl became noticeably jealous, and said "he's mine; i called dibs!"
I bumped into a lot of Old Friends who recognized me from my Old Trap House, and I wandered up and down the street picking up dope crumbs and cigarette butts after I parted ways with the girls...
At 4-in-the-morning, I finally caved and called My Mom to bring me Smokes, Coffee, warm clothes, and food, and I will have to grab a shower and shave at the HOBO SHELTER when they open at 7...
Just sitting in McDick's, having a coffee, thinking about how I can make the Most of the STREET LIFE for now....
ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR SURVIVING ON THE STREET FROM CURRENT OR FORMER HOMELESS MiniChanner's???
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,036,944
REMEMBER FOLKS:CRACK, METH & HEROIN = BREAKFAST OF CHAMPS!
You Only Live ONCE, so you may as well TWEAK-OUT, GET STUCK OFF CRACK, and Go On-the-Nod From Opiates from time-to-time!
I DON'T ENVY YOU SOBER CUNTS!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,019
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,042
@previous (B)POSTING ECO'S ASS AND BALLS IN UNFLATTERING LIGHTING...YOU'VE REALLY SHOWED ME, YOU FUCKIN' ONE-MAN GOOF-TROOP!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,044
@OP
Boring.
Boring.
toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,047
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,053
In the land of gumjobs, the one-toothed woman is queen.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,037,055
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> In the land of gumjobs, the one-toothed woman is queen.
...YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING
> In the land of gumjobs, the one-toothed woman is queen.
...YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING